Posted on 03/22/2019 7:25:54 PM PDT by Gamecock
Full Title: Nation's Psychiatric Wards Prepare For Influx Of Deranged Liberals Should Mueller Report Not Prove Collusion
U.S.—The nation's psychiatric wards are preparing themselves for an influx of deranged liberals, as Robert Mueller's official report into Russian collusion has now been filed with the attorney general.
As it now seems unlikely that the report will provide definitive proof that President Trump colluded with Russia during his 2016 campaign, psych wards and mental health facilities began bracing themselves for a wave of psychotic, disillusioned liberals to be checked in by their friends and family members.
"We haven't really had to get ourselves ready for this many patients since Kavanaugh was confirmed," said a worker at a hospital near Washington, D.C. "That was a crazy time. Of course, Trump's inauguration saw thousands upon thousands of people being checked into our facilities, and we're preparing for this to be the biggest wave of deluded, traumatized liberals yet."
"Batten down the hatches, boys---this is gonna get ugly," he said. "We're gonna need a bigger psych ward."
At publishing time, the crisis was partially postponed as liberals announced they would delay confronting the cold, hard facts of reality until Trump's second term.
Psychotics bend reality to conform to their emotional needs - the libs will say that Mueller was paid off, that the collusion was so monumental that Mueller couldn’t get into it far enough to find out what was going on, that an alien from Mars managed to hide all the information Mueller needed so that he couldn’t prove collusion - then they’ll proceed with their own investigations until they find something on Trump - an unpaid traffic ticket, an overdue library book.....
The media needs to continue the stress of Trump Hate bandwagon march. You must devote at least 3 hours per day to Trump Hatred. This is guaranteed to keep you stressed out until election, if practiced everyday. Get upset as much as possible each day. The Hate will help you forget about your real problems! The media is there to assist you 24/7.
Mueller is wrong about one thing in his report....
There should have been many indictments recommended, for sending him on a witch-hunt, for a fabricated crime using a fabricated DNC/Hillary anti-Trump dossier.
No, wait a minute, is this really satire?
The Dems. need to investigate Mueller’s Report. Trump’s comments are not needed at this time. The Media needs to keep this going somehow. One way would be to make something up.
Can someone with a wild imagination please go on a T.V. cable news show and just make something terrible up. The audience needs some new Trump Hate Food for Deep Thought.
A Crazy Little Thing called Hate!
It’s about time they sought help. :)
The new symbol of the Democrat Party...The Shithouse Rat!
They are coming to take them away ha ha, he, he, to the funny farm.
Wait... where’s that Don W dude? We need him here to post “SATIRE, PEOPLE!!!”.
I’d hold off on that satire label for awhile.
Its not realy satire.
Journolistas are crying on tv.
Roy Schneider: “You’re gonna need more psycho wards!”
Maybe when it was written. It's reality now. What an interesting evening...
You know your psychos... dems are warming up the fake stories as we type.
Encourage a mass liberal die in. Slit your throats to show your Mueller outrage. Time to thin the turds!
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