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Burger King customer throws violent fit over unwanted tomatoes
Fox News ^ | March 14, 2019 | Janine Puhak

Posted on 03/14/2019 8:49:19 PM PDT by EdnaMode

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To: Revel
Try a little tomato called "flavor bomb".

I grow them indoors during the winter, they actually taste like tomatoes. Not as good as an Ivan fresh from the garden in the summer but pretty good for a winter tomato.

41 posted on 03/14/2019 10:45:37 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
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To: Cvengr
Her mother could pronounce Porsche, she just couldn’t spell it.

It's sad, but I've seen illiteracy immotalized in children's names too many times to count.

My first wife's brother was named Charette. Her mother and father pronounced it, Troy-ette, and called him Troy for short. I kid you not.

42 posted on 03/14/2019 10:55:57 PM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

to fieldmarshaldj:

Re “My local BK puts a big fat juicy slice of red tomato on my Whopper”.

Isn’t that against the law, exposing your Whopper in a public place?

As for your tomato fetish, to each his own.

You want fries with that?


43 posted on 03/14/2019 10:56:57 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (with)
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To: EdnaMode
To eliminate guesswork...

Porsha Monique Tyler

44 posted on 03/14/2019 11:00:28 PM PDT by TXnMA (Remember the Alamo! | Remember Goliad! | REPEAT San Jacinto!!)
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To: RegulatorCountry
"Unimog" -- LOL. I'd forgotten about those beasts until your mention. That is highly apropos. Very nice!

For those that don't know...

Lines aren't as sleek as a Porsha, but she'll bull her way into any BK in the land and muscle those pesky other customers and workers right out of the way.

45 posted on 03/14/2019 11:02:37 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: TXnMA

Here's a picture of her before she met Jenny Craig.

46 posted on 03/14/2019 11:05:06 PM PDT by Califreak (If Obama had been treated like Trump the US would have been burnt down before Inauguration Day)
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To: EdnaMode
As always when you see a thread title like this;.....

Guess the species?

47 posted on 03/14/2019 11:08:31 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I doubt they could spell.................


48 posted on 03/14/2019 11:10:51 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: TXnMA

Arrrghhh! Eye bleach, and a double dose of antiseptic sponges........


49 posted on 03/14/2019 11:14:21 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: EdnaMode

I did get a laugh out of her trying to climb over the counter but is too fat. Forget the tomato, hold the bun.


50 posted on 03/14/2019 11:19:55 PM PDT by Hugin ("Not one step from his weapons should a traveler take"...Havamal 38)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Do not make the Whopper angry. You wouldn't like it when it's angry.

And, yes, I would like fries wid dat.

51 posted on 03/14/2019 11:27:34 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
"Unimog" -- LOL. I'd forgotten about those beasts

I have 2 of them.

A 404 radio van version of the one you posted a picture of, and a U1300L, a more modern version.

52 posted on 03/15/2019 12:33:44 AM PDT by Mogger
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To: EdnaMode

If it had been mayonaise, this would have been an understandable reaction but tomatoes? No.


53 posted on 03/15/2019 12:53:24 AM PDT by BinaryBoy ("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Possibly...


54 posted on 03/15/2019 2:38:01 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: digger48

tomatoes are a summer crop.....what do we expect in the middle of the off season...of course they taste terrible...


55 posted on 03/15/2019 2:53:55 AM PDT by cherry
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To: Windflier

I have friend named Lender, LOL.


56 posted on 03/15/2019 2:59:30 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: EdnaMode

How did I know?


57 posted on 03/15/2019 3:10:33 AM PDT by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Does it hurt?


58 posted on 03/15/2019 3:12:27 AM PDT by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: deport

what did she have written on her backside?


59 posted on 03/15/2019 3:15:28 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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To: EdnaMode

Was her name supposed to be “Porsche” or “Portia”?

When I was a kid, there was a girl in my skool named “Percilla”. Same problem.


60 posted on 03/15/2019 3:20:06 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Trump: "America will never be a socialist country!")
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