Porsha Monique Tyler
Posted on 03/14/2019 8:49:19 PM PDT by EdnaMode
Tomayto, tomahto — to “uh oh.”
One Michigan woman landed herself on the wrong side of the law after throwing a violent fit in Burger King, reportedly because the burger she ordered from the chain had tomatoes on it, much to her dramatic dismay.
Porsha Tyler stormed into a Livonia Burger King and demanded a cash refund, WXYZ reports, as the burger she ordered included tomatoes, which she clearly did not want. The incident occured on Jan. 27.
According to the outlet, the woman brought the sandwich with her and things quickly took a turn for the worse.
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I grow them indoors during the winter, they actually taste like tomatoes. Not as good as an Ivan fresh from the garden in the summer but pretty good for a winter tomato.
It's sad, but I've seen illiteracy immotalized in children's names too many times to count.
My first wife's brother was named Charette. Her mother and father pronounced it, Troy-ette, and called him Troy for short. I kid you not.
to fieldmarshaldj:
Re “My local BK puts a big fat juicy slice of red tomato on my Whopper”.
Isn’t that against the law, exposing your Whopper in a public place?
As for your tomato fetish, to each his own.
You want fries with that?
Porsha Monique Tyler
For those that don't know...
Lines aren't as sleek as a Porsha, but she'll bull her way into any BK in the land and muscle those pesky other customers and workers right out of the way.
Here's a picture of her before she met Jenny Craig.
Guess the species?
I doubt they could spell.................
Arrrghhh! Eye bleach, and a double dose of antiseptic sponges........
I did get a laugh out of her trying to climb over the counter but is too fat. Forget the tomato, hold the bun.
Do not make the Whopper angry. You wouldn't like it when it's angry.
And, yes, I would like fries wid dat.
I have 2 of them.
A 404 radio van version of the one you posted a picture of, and a U1300L, a more modern version.
If it had been mayonaise, this would have been an understandable reaction but tomatoes? No.
Possibly...
tomatoes are a summer crop.....what do we expect in the middle of the off season...of course they taste terrible...
I have friend named Lender, LOL.
How did I know?
Does it hurt?
what did she have written on her backside?
Was her name supposed to be “Porsche” or “Portia”?
When I was a kid, there was a girl in my skool named “Percilla”. Same problem.
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