Posted on 03/05/2019 6:51:22 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain
KING'S LANDING—Entering an already crowded field of 2020 Democratic candidates, Cersei Lannister, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms announced Tuesday her candidacy for President of the United States of America.
Lannister's vicious politics and position as a fierce, powerful, independent feminist icon have already positioned her at the front of the pack. Her cynical, ruthless rise to power mirrors that of many of the Democratic candidates currently running as well, making her an even better fit to hold high office for the Democrats.
"After much deliberation, I've decided I can help the nation best by running for president as a Democrat in 2020," she said in a speech delivered to a mass of peasants in the shadow of the Red Keep. "Their platform of handing more and more power and money to the elite few in government, no matter who has to be killed to make it happen, is exactly in line with my core values."
"When you run for president, you win or you die," she added ominously.
"Cersei's the perfect Democratic candidate: brutal, thirsty for power, a big-government advocate---she'll fit right in," said one political pundit. "She's even OK with killing kids for political gain. Frankly, her position on child murder isn't quite extreme enough for most of the Democrats nowadays, but maybe a centrist is really what they need."
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And she’s open to recognizing alternative relationships.
What is this??
Hillary is in essence Cersei just obviously not as cunning as her
Still, not even half as corrupt as HRC.
Nor as physically attractive.
satire
Hard to satirize the Dem Presdiential primary when one of the candidates is a gay guy named Mr. Butt. Real life trumps satire. Ha ha.
I am not ashamed to say I welcome this. She will wipe the field one way or another. By cannon, by poison and by cunning she will their front runner.
Not a NBC!(Snicker, snicker)
“Real life trumps satire. Ha ha”
Exactly. Satire can’t keep up with the lunacy going on in the Democrats.
The difference being that even though Hillary's two brothers are dogs, they wouldn't be willing to commit incest with their sister.
“Exactly. Satire can’t keep up with the lunacy going on in the Democrats.”
Funny the liberals say the same about the republicans.
This is a freak show. Trump will slaughter them like pigs. When the democrats riot we must teach them a lesson.
"...yeah but does Cersei smell like a saloon spittoon and wear horse blankets?
Haha! That’s such a funny website. :D
lol.
Or as pretty. And Cersei doesn't smell of boiled cabbage, urine, and farts.
Wait. Are you sure?
Where’s Arya Stark when you need her?
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