Posted on 02/10/2019 7:23:19 AM PST by BenLurkin
A white Ford E350 van, for unknown reasons, overturned on Highway 18 landing on its side street crossing the oncoming traffic lane. The van was traveling upbound towards Rimforest just after 1:34 pm. According to CHP transcripts of the original 911 call, the driver adamantly stated that his van was flipped over by aliens.
The van laying on it’s side was not a traffic hazard as it was out of the roadway and not blocking traffic lanes. Three California Highway Patrol units were on scene. The man was not transported for his injuries and his claims of “alien intervention” during the traffic accident are under investigation by the California Highway Patrol.
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Was the driver a guy with a Greek sounding name and a wild crop of dark hair?
Its not good to smoke pot and drive.
It's not good to smoke pot and write, either.
Who wrote this crap? d;^)
I might have believed him if his name was David Vincent and his 1966 Ford Galaxie was overturned.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/1f/35/fb1f35498fc82509fb4883967edc64ab.jpg
Seems legit...
What else could it be?
Aliens from the planet of Inertia. Obviously the Force was with him.
I have to remember that excuse.
Aliens didn’t do that. That’s the work of Gremlins!
Quite possibly, now that you mention it...
Simply look at all of the vehicle and road cameras.
And did you notice the vehicle was “laying on it’s side”? I wish those dang aliens would quit messing with our apostrophe’s!
Snowed in and bored, I got hooked into watching two hours of semi crash videos yesterday. A lot of them are trucks just inexplicably going off the road. Seems to be a lot of extraterrestrial activity going on.
I knew someone would say this...
I believe him. Aliens used to make Kawasaki two stroke triples flip over backwards in the seventies.
Since they legalized pot in Washington I hardly go a day without smelling marijuana smoke coming from the cars ahead of us. They don’t even try to conceal it when you are driving next to them. It is amazing. And they drive like there is no one else on the road. Zero signaling, cutting people off, driving across those triangular shaped exit gores on the freeway, tailgating and every other bad driving etiquette you can think of.
We have one 70 year old female friend who lives in Seattle, drives a Prius, and smokes a ton of pot since legalization. She was explaining to us about how one of the accidents she caused was actually the other persons fault. He didn’t make it all the way through the intersection in gridlock traffic, so she had no choice but to scrape the side of her 2nd or 3rd Prius on his back bumper as she tried to squeeze around him.
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