[goldstategop]

Weird pet.

An emotional gator making friends with the senior crowd.

Not my idea of a pet but who knows. Never heard of a domesticated gator before.

Video of Wally at link.

[jim_trent]

The alligator probably just doesn’t like tough old meat.

[Gay State Conservative]

When I check into the nursing home I’m gonna bring my 100,000 emotional support maggots. They’ll surely be welcomed by staff and residents.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Hello, it’s a pleasure to eat you, er, I mean, meet you. Yea, meet you, that’s what I meant to say. Disregard anything you might think you heard . . . because you didn’t. Okay?

[Doogle]

[Flick Lives]

This is not a dog with an extreme overbite and leather skin. The alligator today is little changed from its ancestor that roamed the Earth with the dinosaurs. It’s an extremely primitive reptile, far removed from the behavior and thinking of man.

[nickedknack]

What its owner needs is an emotional support loony bin.

[headstamp 2]

Next week its an emotional support Rhinoceros.

[dfwgator]

This will not end well.

[beaversmom]

If Steve Irwin would have ever gotten bummed out, he would have toted along his favourite croc.

[beaversmom]

"Danger, danger, danger!"

[RouxStir]

Owner states in article:

“They aren’t for everyone. But what can I say. I’m not normal.”

Really? I wouldn’t have known!

[Huskrrrr]

Me, I look at Wally and see a nice pair of support alligator shoes and golf bag. Different strokes, I guess.

[tomkat]

What could possibly go wrong ?!

[mass55th]

Take a bite out of crime senior citizens.

[Zeneta]

I need an emotional support bottle of whiskey.

That’s not allowed.

But a F88king Alligator is?

[Zionist Conspirator]

[upchuck]

For FReepers who want to read the article and avoid going through Google, and all the implies, here’s a straight link to the article:

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2019/01/17/emotional-support-alligator-makes-new-friends-at-assisted-living-facility/

[CrazyIvan]

Is Sonny Crockett really that old?

[catnipman]

“Wally, a four and-a-half foot long emotional support alligator with razor-sharp teeth who likes to make new friends. “

especially TASTY friends!