[ETL]

[Red Badger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmImNmdUDcI

Clarence ‘Frogman’ Henry...................

[bk1000]

Okay, he’s a frog, but regardless, 10 years without companionship has got to be a drag.

[alancarp]

Curious...”rescued” sounds a lot like “kidnapped from their natural habitat”. Guessing it depends on whether you’re on a research grant?

[rockinqsranch]

I can hear her now....”KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY BEDROOM!” wearing her specific pink hat, and carrying a placard.

[Ciexyz]

Hopefully there’s no aggressive mating where they end up killing one another (like the original R and J.)

[Trump_the_Evil_Left]

Now we have to hope that his enticing, sexy dating profile helps him:

Romeo the Bolivian Frog Has a Dating Profile

[blueunicorn6]

Now, at last, I can sleep at night knowing that Romeo the frog can get his groove thing on.

[READINABLUESTATE]

They only have a lifespan of 15 years, so he better get busy.

[stars & stripes forever]

but I'm literally the last of my species

ENVIRONMENTALISTS are big on the "last of my species".

[alternatives?]

I wonder if anyone has licked his back?

[SMGFan]

I’m a lonely FROG.

[TBP]

Ribit.

[Adder]

What if he doesn’t like her?