[no-s]

Im trying to come up with a good sign for my rural Pima county house. I'm thinking of a sign that says "No Trespassing! Armed Response!" repeat in Spanish and then a graphic of a peering eyeball looking down on a little stick figure of death with crosshairs superimposed. Also some jam-proof internet service so I can view in real time, remotely direct some laser pointers, make amusing sounds, and so on heheh.

Also maybe put one or more of near the expensive stuff so it can pop up and increase intruder pucker factor ...

[DIRTYSECRET]

The Big Island has more than a few of them for sale. Buyers are warned that they may be armed. BTW gun ownership in Hawaii? Think again.

[minnesota_bound]

I put a sign in the window that says:
Warning Security Cameras in Use

I do not have any cameras, just the sign. Put it up when a package for myself and another neighbor was stolen. Amazon takes a photo of the packages at your door when they deliver.

That sign works so well that the apartment owner on an “inspection” bypassed my place. “Inspection” means just snooping. I have 2 locks and they do not have the key to one of them anymore as I did not tell them I replaced the lock. We had past husband/wife ‘managers’ and the husband knew about the several computer motherboard boxes I had in my closet.

The next time I was in my place when he tried to come in. He ran pretty fast down the stairs. His wife came up saying he was looking for a water leak.... I google that and found that was a known excuse by apartment managers. He avoided me afterward while they were living there and if he had to interact he always had a small child with him.

The apartment building next door has fake cameras on the corners of the place. The manager says they have stopped break-ins.

[AFreeBird]

Is that the Johnny Quest spider?