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To: lowbridge

The trap looks far more expensive than anything I’d order, but it’s a clever idea. Dye would be better. The car or residence would be ruined, and the thief would be limited in public activities if the dye hits their faces.


3 posted on 12/18/2018 12:42:31 AM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: skr

“Dye would be better.”

Great minds think alike


4 posted on 12/18/2018 12:50:33 AM PST by Fai Mao (There is no rule of law in the US until The PIAPS is executed.)
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To: skr

Skunk smell oil. It won’t come off unless you use some special soap.

Even dumb or lazy cops could find the perps. Their neighbors would turn them in just to stop the smell.


7 posted on 12/18/2018 1:10:14 AM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: skr
The trap looks far more expensive than anything I’d order, but it’s a clever idea. Dye would be better. The car or residence would be ruined, and the thief would be limited in public activities if the dye hits their faces.

A 12 Gauge shotgun and fear for my life when I encountered a thief on my porch {no cameras until the body is in rigor} would solve this problem.

Is the crime of stealing worth killing a thief? Not really, but fear for your life is a different story.

25 posted on 12/18/2018 3:47:23 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
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To: skr

Glitter is almost as bad. Glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Those people will never get all of it out of their cars, for instance.


29 posted on 12/18/2018 4:14:18 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: skr

Years ago, I owned a rental house in the Detroit ghetto. A friend of my crackhead tenant stole a five gallon bucket of paint we had locked up in the basement.

He said he borrowed it to paint his mother’s house. (Not quite sure how one goes about borrowing paint)

He then proceeded to blame me for not having the bucket lid tightened for it fell over in the back of his brand new car.

I laughed too hard to be mad about the paint.


41 posted on 12/18/2018 5:25:54 AM PST by cyclotic ( Democrats must be politically eviscerated, disemboweled and demolished.)
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To: skr

And the lawyers would line up to sue!


43 posted on 12/18/2018 5:35:22 AM PST by richardtavor
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To: skr

***Dye would be better.***

To make it work better, the liquid in the bottom of a fly trap will more than gag a person. It wills soak into the seats destroying the value of the automobile, plus it will cause anyone who smells it to puke.


63 posted on 12/18/2018 7:42:44 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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