That's pretty bad when you're reduced to having to pay for pizza delivery to flash.
Posted on 12/15/2018 9:22:05 AM PST by bgill
SANTA ROSA COUNTY, Fla. (WEAR) — A registered sex offender from Milton is facing several charges after a report says he exposed himself to numerous pizza delivery drivers. John Allen Racine, 46, has been charged with multiple counts of indecent exposure. According to the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office, Racine called multiple pizza shops on several occasions requesting pizza to be delivered to his home... Officers arrested Racine for indecent exposure in November. He was apprehended again on Monday for the same misdemeanor.
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That's pretty bad when you're reduced to having to pay for pizza delivery to flash.
“...and here’s the pepperoni. “
“But I’m a REGISTERED sex offender; doesn’t that make it legal? Aren’t I fully authorized to expose myself?”
He told the driver to hold the salami.
I don’t think it’s the same as a registered nurse.
Florida man
LOL
Hey, Margaret!
IIRC the pizza guy is supposed to do the flashing while the porn star opens the door naked.
What happened to lurking behind a highway sign, or under a bridge?
“...and here’s the pepperoni. “
Looks like somebody forgot to slice that thing up.
Let me take care of that for you.
“What? Did I do something wrong? No one mentioned that to me when you put me in the register.”
Yeah!! What’s the sense of registering anymore if you can’t even DO anything?!?!? LoL.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore!
The delivery guy should just stand there, pointing at the guy and going “BWAHAHAHA”!
or
“Your mommy must have wanted a baby girl because she came within 1/2” to having one.” Then, do the above.
In the Law doesn’t work, maybe ridicule will.
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