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Thursday schadenfreude: Michael Avenatti gets cleaned out by ex-wife (comic relief)
American Thinker ^ | December 6, 2018 | Monica Showalter

Posted on 12/06/2018 8:55:41 AM PST by jazusamo

Creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti got taken to the cleaners.

In his divorce settlement with his ex-wife, Lisa Storie-Avenatti, here's what the New York Post reports :

Under the settlement, Avenatti will have to pay his ex-wife, Lisa Storie-Avenatti, more than $1.9 million in retroactive child and spousal support upfront, according to court documents filed in Orange County and viewed by TMZ .

Avenatti, a fierce critic of President Trump, will also have to turn over a number of his assets for liquidation, including five luxury wrist watches and a sculpture by architect Frank Gehry.

He will also has to turn over his 2017 Ferrari 488 GT Spider that he is currently leasing, according to the report.

I bet the car thing hurts.

What we have here is a deadbeat, someone who didn't pay his child support, someone who ran out on his tab for years , starting with his business partners, then the IRS , thinking the law would never catch up to him. What's more, he broke his marriage vows, housing a girlfriend in Century City at some point on the side, who later charged him with girlfriend-beating .

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: avenatti; cpl; creepypornlawyer; divorce; lisastorieavenatti; michaelavenatti; schadenfreude; shyster
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This couldn't happen to a more deserving shyster.
1 posted on 12/06/2018 8:55:41 AM PST by jazusamo
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To: jazusamo

Is there anything left for Stormy to get? Or is she going to have to keep working the pole?


2 posted on 12/06/2018 8:58:13 AM PST by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys all aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: jazusamo

Trump calling him “creepy porn lawyer” was good, but his only oversight 8 months ago was not also giving Avenatti the title “2020 Democrat front-runner” like some in the media were saying....


3 posted on 12/06/2018 8:58:37 AM PST by PGR88
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To: jazusamo

How much of his GoFundMe Page money did she get?


4 posted on 12/06/2018 9:00:16 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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To: jazusamo

Karma


5 posted on 12/06/2018 9:01:27 AM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: Kickass Conservative

I’ve no idea, if she got any it would be too much.


6 posted on 12/06/2018 9:02:16 AM PST by jazusamo (Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
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To: jazusamo

Waiting for the IRS to step to the front of this line....


7 posted on 12/06/2018 9:02:20 AM PST by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: jazusamo

Sounds like to me the IRS or someone connected to them said “Take this Porn Star case and attack Trump with it or we are going to make your life miserable”


8 posted on 12/06/2018 9:03:09 AM PST by Zathras
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"...luxury wristwatches, some worth more than $50K..."


Would love to know which kind he owned.
Someone might get a screaming good deal on Swiss watches.


9 posted on 12/06/2018 9:03:20 AM PST by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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To: jazusamo
He sounds like he should be running for Congress as a DemocRat with these qualifications:

What we have here is a deadbeat, someone who didn't pay his child support, someone who ran out on his tab for years , starting with his business partners, then the IRS , thinking the law would never catch up to him. What's more, he broke his marriage vows, housing a girlfriend in Century City at some point on the side, who later charged him with girlfriend-beating.

10 posted on 12/06/2018 9:04:23 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Why are theth libs suddenly in love with our fired AG/ and want to protect him?)
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To: G Larry

Just another day in the luxury tax in the california marriage lottery. That said, could not happen to a more deserving guy. I guess this guy, pardon the pun, stiffed too many people along the way!


11 posted on 12/06/2018 9:05:22 AM PST by Mouton (The media is the enemy of the people.)
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To: Grampa Dave

Bump!


12 posted on 12/06/2018 9:05:46 AM PST by jazusamo (Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
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To: jazusamo

His Ex Wife or Stormy? I was talking about the Ex Wife.


13 posted on 12/06/2018 9:06:43 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Stormy made a big mistake. She let a low life porn lawyer talk her into getting publicity by taking on the best lawyers a Manhattan billionaire can deploy. That seemed like a bad decision and it was. Those sharks are the ones going after her now, not Trump. He might have relented out of pity and PR considerations. They won’t. She’ll be working the pole a long, long time.


14 posted on 12/06/2018 9:07:28 AM PST by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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MAGA!

Let's Wrap This Baby Up, Folks!

Please bump the Freepathon or click above to donate or become a monthly donor!

15 posted on 12/06/2018 9:07:38 AM PST by jazusamo (Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
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Sounds like he wasn’t going to march to the DNC script so they chopped him off.


16 posted on 12/06/2018 9:09:40 AM PST by cnsmom
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To: Kickass Conservative

I meant Stormy, looks like he owes the ex-wife $1.9 Mil.


17 posted on 12/06/2018 9:10:27 AM PST by jazusamo (Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
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To: Grampa Dave

To recap this losers life;

Partner sued him for 7 million
Got evicted from his offices
Got a criminal referral from the Senate
Got wiped out by ex
owes the IRS gobs of money
Lost a huge case against President Trump
Got arrested for punching his girlfriend

But most important of all,,,,, just lost his sure bet of becoming President

Bummer, dude.


18 posted on 12/06/2018 9:11:54 AM PST by shelterguy
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To: jazusamo

Call me a skeptic, but I suspect the large payout is in part to protect assets from other creditors.


19 posted on 12/06/2018 9:13:31 AM PST by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!y)
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To: jazusamo

Any reports on CNN on this?


20 posted on 12/06/2018 9:14:19 AM PST by Fido969 (In!)
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