[bitt]

as an aside:

I heard on the radio that all incoming Presidents have to present their funeral plans within a week of their inauguration.

[generally]

I heard on the radio that all incoming Presidents have to present their funeral plans within a week of their inauguration.

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0vomit plan:

Cavalry mounted on unicorns with rainbow flags, ballet performance by the special LGBT members of the military while Beyonce sings.

Clinton plan:

Pole dancers. More pole dancers.

[ichabod1]

I imagine that means that in the first week the new President sits down with the WH Protocol Chief and gives their personal wishes for funeral arrangements, among other things.