Officials: Woman passes gas, pulls knife on offended man

Associated Press ^ | 11/29/2018 | Staff

[Moose47]

“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

[aces]

grap soda and a moonpie is a rough combo

[coon2000]

Evolutionary biologists call this species the “last common ancestor” (LCA). Most people know it by a non-scientific name: the “missing link”.

[Kickass Conservative]

Was she buying Toilet Paper and Air Freshener at the time?

[albie]

I feel sorry for her future cell mate.

[M Kehoe]

Whoa!

The offended customer was lucky to get out alive.

5.56mm

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I’m going say say that Shanneta belongs to a certain demographic

Um...doesn't everyone?

[I want the USA back]

We’re supposed to just accept everything a ‘protected’ minority does without complaint.

[albie]

It’s not her fault...She stepped on a duck!

[Truth29]

Idle little questions. The article states that she moved as if to attack the offended customer. What stopped her? Did someone take her down and hold her for police? Details. Details.

[csvset]

It would justifiable to shoot her, yes?

[blueunicorn6]

“Defendant farting loudly”

Hey! Put a muffler on that thing!

[PGR88]

I think she used to play for the Buffalo Bills. Running back. Did some time in prison for selling cocaine.

Its her, right?

[Red Badger]

Shanetta .....................

[I Drive Too Fast]

Will she be charged with ASS-ault? Will it be a Smelony or just a MISTdemeanor?

[Responsibility2nd]

Shanetta farted. That’s bad. Yes it is.

But it’s a hell of lot better than what her sister ShaQueefa does.

Hell of lot.

[I Drive Too Fast]

LOL.

[Bob434]

perhaps he should have turned around and pee’d on her foot and slapped her upside the head if she objected?

[bramps]

It’s always good to check the thread to see if someone has already posted a better version of the joke you are attempting.

[Trump_the_Evil_Left]

"You’ve got to admit, pulling a knife and threatening to gut someone complaining about one’s loud public farting is something of a cultural milestone."

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