Officials: Woman passes gas, pulls knife on offended man

Associated Press ^ | 11/29/2018 | Staff

[simpson96]

DANIA BEACH, Fla. (AP)

[WashingtonFire]

That’s one lethal ass !

[Carriage Hill]

“...Shanetta Yvette Wilson...”

‘Nuff said.

[bramps]

Maybe she just wanted to cut the cheese.

[DannyTN]

"Wilson was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill."

Was she also charged for brandishing the knife?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: It’s unclear if she has a lawyer. ::

Better call Beano, Esq, PC.

[Bayan]

The picture tells you all you need to know.

[Larry Lucido]

Probably a bad breaker-upper, too.

[headstamp 2]

The guy should have lit it and blew her up instead.

[Migraine]

Friggin disgusting in all asspects.

[PhiloBedo]

Without scrolling down having just read the excerpt, I’m going say say that Shanneta belongs to a certain demographic

[dynoman]

[RegulatorCountry]

Florida Man has his own meme, sounds as if it’s time for Florida Woman and Shartrina here is as good a model as any.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I think you win End of Civilization Post of the Day.

[lodi90]

I learned early in life from observation that is was never wise to mess with black women.

[texas_mrs]

Must ‘identify’ as a woman.

[gathersnomoss]

Pffffwaaaap!

[School of Rational Thought]

Perhaps she wanted to cut a fart

[fruser1]

Bystander 1: where’d that knife come from?

Bystander2: dunno. It’s like she pulled it outta her *ss.

[Bonemaker]

“...Shanetta Yvette Wilson passed gas while waiting in line at a Dollar General ...”

A real gentleman would have ignored it as he lay passed out on the floor. At least it wasn’t on a stalled elevator.