“I claim this WiFi land in the name of Trump!”
LIBERAL RELATIVE'S WIFE: "You Cad! How could you? I was looking at your Internet history, and noticed you have been going to this awful site! How could you!"
LIBERAL RELATIVE: "But...but...corporate greed! Global warming..."
Things to tell a liberal:
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion outlawed.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.”
Pass on to a Liberal.+-
Did they give you their password?
You should rename their Wifi address.
“MAGATrump2020”
Rename their WiFi as, “FBI Surveillance Van”
Lol.
Yes indeed.
Whiny liberal brats...
Wrapped in protective bubbles.... by the mommies.
How many times did you have to shake your head over the misguided conversation at Thanksgiving dinner.
Use a rubber ducky to leave script on a liberals computer that pops up pro-trump sites at random times .......
https://shop.hak5.org/products/usb-rubber-ducky-deluxe
You should have stirred the gravy with the scoop from the cat litter box.
In my extended family, it is the liberals who are beleaguered, by a ratio of about five to one. They usually sit in cowed silence when politics is discussed in family gatherings.
Kidding. Fraud is bad. Unless you're a liberal and it's election fraud
“You might be a liberal if…
1) ….Your newspaper calls people “bigoted” for being worried about bringing Syrian refugees to America, but you won’t run pictures of Muhammad because you’re afraid Muslims might kill you for it.
2) ….You think every man accused of sexual assault is guilty until proven innocent except Bill Clinton.
3)….You insist that anyone who questions global warming hates science even though you don’t understand any of the science behind it yourself and you say we have to do something about climate change primarily because you want to impress your liberal friends.
4) ….You are terrified that holding terrorists at Guantanamo Bay who are trying to murder Americans might make the other terrorists who are trying to murder Americans mad.
5) ….You believe there’s a “Republican War on Women;” yet you are okay with aborting baby girls for any reason, think any man who says he identifies as a woman should be able to use the women’s bathroom and you want to put Bill Clinton back in the White House.
6) ….You claim to constantly hear Republican “dog whistles” that 99% of the population misses; yet you’d deny you’re racist for insisting that black Americans aren’t competent enough to get an ID to vote.
7) …You think there’s a possibility that Obama might be able to have a productive conversation with radical Islamists who want to kill us, but dialogue with the NRA is impossible.....”
and 12 more from 2015, some are a little less current...preceded “#MeToo” but most are still current enough.
I’d say this qualifies for a list ping of some sort. Maybe Industrial Strength Humor?
set the desktop background appropriately also... leave a few bookmarks in every folder
No more birthdays, summer picnics, Christmas parties, weddings, funerals or any other event for the 300-plus extended CT family of commie in-laws... Life is good!
Kudos if you were using their 65” TV for your screen. If not, why did you post this?
There should be “annoy a democrat day,” in every month.
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