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To: martin_fierro

Things to tell a liberal:

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion outlawed.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.”

Pass on to a Liberal.+-


5 posted on 11/23/2018 10:24:22 AM PST by econjack
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To: econjack

stealing that and posting it to facebook

I got almost 25,000 shares from the last thing I shared


15 posted on 11/23/2018 10:34:40 AM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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To: econjack

This could NOT be TRUER!!MM. Thank You!!


18 posted on 11/23/2018 10:53:38 AM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: econjack
Fantastic list... thanks! That will come in handy at future gatherings with liberal relatives.

Fortunately we spent Thanksgiving with like-minded conservatives! :-)

20 posted on 11/23/2018 10:56:09 AM PST by nutmeg
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To: econjack

Perfet!

You made my day!


21 posted on 11/23/2018 10:58:37 AM PST by Daffynition (Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
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