Posted on 11/22/2018 12:19:10 AM PST by Impy
"Who cares? I'm a Cowboys fan. BTW you're running low on shampoo."
That's because you've taken 50 showers this week, worst house guest ever!!
"Mon Cher, we are really going to continue with this Patrick Duffy nonsense?"
Yup, I woke up and Belly Button Chick was just a dream and Patrick Duffy lost the cap from the milk jug and just stuck a paper towel in there. Not ideal but this is the world we live in now.
"Oh come now, surely you could just crop out Belly Button Girl's scanaldous Belly Button!"
But then her name would be innaccurate! Oh the hell with it, you're right. Janet!
"Hi there!"
You can let Belly Button Girl out of your void now.
"Thank God, she ate all my chips."
"I'm free! I have no legs but I'm free!"
"By the way, Patrick Duffy was born in Montana and grew up in the Pacific Northwest, so he's probably a Seahawks fan."
"Oh yeah, that's right. Sometimes I forget I'm not actually Bobby Ewing. I mean, what else was I even in?"
"Step by Step, most notably. You also played Stephen Austin in James A. Michener's Texas."
"Hit the road skank! You are not stealing my gig!"
"Well Patrick, I guess this is goodbye, take care".
"What? The hell with that, I'm not leaving. I can't get enough of your fancy soaps."
"Hey, those are mine! Eww, they're covered with hair now!"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Get your picks in. I'll take my Bears, Bender's Boys and New Orleans.
I want to be on the list. Seems like I got dropped a few years ago.
Just read "Chicago Bears quarterback Mitchell Trubisky woke up with soreness and had less movement in his injured right shoulder than the team expected Wednesday morning, making it likely that Chase Daniel will start Thanksgiving Day against the Lions..." AND if that is true, change my pick to the Loinchopps.
I think beyond the jerks using their workplace as a platform for their opinion the rules on hitting now is going over the top and is a form of “pussification” No one twisted the arms of these guys to pursue this as a trade/living. Anyway , having been raised in Massachusetts and my last name being Brady , I tend to truly enjoy the dominance of the Patriots over this decade plus .... We can say or voice our opinions but these guys play so fast in a rough game . I could not do what they accomplish every week . That being said IF they ever allow a female in to play I will be done with it . GO PATS! Five rings on Brady’s hand or six? I have lost count . Have a great Thanksgiving to all and may God be with you and your families .
To quote the meatloaf, two outta three aint bad.
Lions over bears... believe it or not.
(Chances real good I am wrong on this though, my history and all)
Happy thanksgiving yall.
T
I want in just because of the great post in the thread to football hating FReeprs who use other reasons as a pretext to attack it.
BLM sh.t turns me off BIG TIME, but i bet those folks are using amazon, google, facebook, mircosoft, Apple...so they are hypocrites.
As far as football goes, i’ve been a Jets fan for 40 years since age 10.
I used to joke about dying before they win a superbowl.
now at 50, I’m one bad diagnosis from it becoming a reality.
Hell it might become a reality if i live to 100!!
They had FOUR changes to win one.
The Sack Exchange years. Bad QB ruined it.
Under Rex. Sanches didn’t GET them into the playoffs, he DESTROYED their superbowl chances.
NFL: Not Fing Looking. I quit Sunday football two years ago.
Take heart, coming from an Eagles fan. It can happen!
I went to college at Rutgers and only got NYC games. No way I was rooting for the Giants so I became a Jets fan of convenience. This was the Pat Ryan era. Not good football. But what can ya do? Anyway, once Brady finally retires the Patriots will be in football hell, no plan for replacing him and he's 40. And without Brady, the Pats are ordinary. Once that happens, the Jets might get a chance to ascend a bit.
WHY THE #### DID THE PATRIOTS GET RID OF THAT VERY GOOD YOUNG BACKUP?!?!!
The kid with the Italian sounding name?
Brady IS 40. What is he, your franchise QB for the next 10 years?!!?
Ownership should have not let it happen.
Ownership demanded it. Brady was jealous and he had the owner force Belichick to trade Garappolo. Belichick showed his displeasure by giving him away for a song. Now they have a bag of balls as back up QB and Brady can be happy knowing that once he retires the Pats will stink and everyone will always pine for the good ‘ol days of Brady.
Jealous? What a b.tch??
Ya know, even in my job, after 15 years, I had stepped down from management because of stress and this young kid who I had managed since he was like 22, became manager.
I was SO HAPPY. Nice clean cut Jewish kid.
Even if they had REPLACED me with him, good for him.
Geez.
Life’s too short. Happy Thanksgiving.
Chicago over Detroit 12:30 pm
Dallas over Washington
New Orleans over Atlanta
Cincinnati over Cleveland
Carolina over Seattle
Tampa Bay over San Francisco
Baltimore over Oakland
Philadelphia over N.Y. Giants
New England over N.Y. Jets
Jacksonville over Buffalo
L.A. Chargers over Arizona
Indianapolis over Miami
Pittsburgh over Denver
Green Bay over Minnesota
Houston over Tennessee
Happy Turkey Day everyone.
Re: dying before Jets win SB. I am still alive and the Eagles are current SB champs. I’m 71 and have been a fan since maybe 1954. I thought I’d die before I had a hole-in-one but on 9/17/2016, my 9 iron propelled a brand new Titleist into the hole from 116 yards on the second hole of a course in York County, PA, winning me $300 of which a third went to the post-round bar tab. So keep the faith. At least the Jets will have a high draft pick next spring. And so will the Eagles. Fly ye Jets and Eagles. Go Green. Happy Thanksgiving.
Not bad, Patrick, but Mel... keeps on believing Burt would be as hot as Bellybutton Gal if he's only shave his chest--
And, ya know, once these cheeseheads putzes.. got some decent beer, it hasn't been too bad--
Lion’s fans say “hold my beer” ... 62 years and counting...
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