Not that I would ever do it, but when I see Xmas lights on a beard, my impulse is to grab the wire and pull them out.
“Oh, look what you had stuck in your beard! You’re welcome.”
I’m waiting to hear some one make their own and then a resulting beard fire. Hope they catch it on video.
#9. You are going to run into problems re pulling out Xmas lights from “beards” if they are hung a bit lower. You’d better be a fast runner.