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You Can Now Buy Christmas Fairy Lights For Beards
Ladbible.com ^ | 11/18/18 | Rebecca Shepherd

Posted on 11/18/2018 7:37:33 PM PST by Rebelbase

What's the one thing you always wish you had around the festive period? You've already got a case of the finest ales, had a drone last year that you became really bored with, really quick and an unlimited supply of pigs in blankets are a given.

So, there's only one thing left and that's to light up your beard with Christmas lights, right?!

If you've been blessed with a good chin of facial hair (unlike myself, thankfully) this is surely going to be top of the list.

Firebox is selling beard fairy lights that flash (added bonus) meaning they're definitely better than any Christmas jumper and for just £10.99 ($14) they're probably f***ing cheaper lets face it.

The lights are battery powered and the pack is small enough to hide and clip onto your facial hair - now I've seen many men with pretty decent beards but there is no way a battery pack would be hidden in there. That's stuff for the bearded Gods.

(Excerpt) Read more at ladbible.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: beards; hipsters; lights; men; millennials; wob
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To: Rebelbase

Why are hipsters so obsessed with their appearance, and with mutilating, or twisting, nature and natural appearance? I can’t express how exhausting it is to see the piercing, tattoos, facial hair, weird hats, and clothes that look like rags. When will it STAAAHHHPPPP??


21 posted on 11/18/2018 8:17:19 PM PST by browniexyz
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To: Rebelbase

Once you’ve covered your body with tattoos and piercings a few Christmas lights in your facial pubic hair is no big thing.


22 posted on 11/18/2018 8:19:17 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Democracy dies when Democrats refuse to accept the result of a democratic election they didn't win.)
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To: Calvin Locke
Hehehe...this!


23 posted on 11/18/2018 8:31:17 PM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Rebelbase

Heh, that will be YouTube Gold!


24 posted on 11/18/2018 8:32:03 PM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Rebelbase

You could complement your fairy lights with a set of fruity balls.


       


(They're for your tree.)

25 posted on 11/18/2018 8:44:29 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: Rebelbase

Because nothing says hold the birth of Jesus as a sacred event for the human race like beard lights.


26 posted on 11/18/2018 8:48:05 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Rebelbase

27 posted on 11/18/2018 8:48:33 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Rebelbase

I doubt anyone is actually doing this, at least not as anything other than a joke. There was a similar click-baity article floating around a year or so ago about millennial men adorning their beards with elaborate floral arrangements.


28 posted on 11/18/2018 8:51:27 PM PST by Junior_G (Funny how liberals' love affair with Muslims began on 9/11)
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To: Rebelbase

"...and they thought my blinking tail light was over the top"

29 posted on 11/18/2018 9:04:51 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Rebelbase
Fairy lights for beards??

Here I thought this was about Øbunga buying something for Mike.

30 posted on 11/18/2018 9:09:27 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Rebelbase

Oh, hell no. Just No.


31 posted on 11/18/2018 9:13:08 PM PST by pigsmith (Liberals can't make the connection between their politics and the decline of everything around them.)
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To: Rebelbase
You Can Now Buy Christmas Fairy Lights For Beards

No, you can buy fairy lights for your beard.

32 posted on 11/18/2018 9:27:55 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: rlmorel
Yojimbo bump!

I still like Zatoichi - Shintaro Katsu more

33 posted on 11/18/2018 9:34:04 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: lee martell

#9. You are going to run into problems re pulling out Xmas lights from “beards” if they are hung a bit lower. You’d better be a fast runner.


34 posted on 11/18/2018 9:49:53 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Rebelbase

Appealing for millennials and hipsters, . . . and plain ‘ole beards, like Moochel 0bami


35 posted on 11/18/2018 10:00:23 PM PST by Ahithophel (Communication is an art form susceptible to technical failures)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Lol!


36 posted on 11/18/2018 10:00:23 PM PST by lee martell (AT)
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To: Rebelbase

Take any noun or verb, put the word ‘Challenge!’ behind it and post on Twitter or YouTube. You will find someone ready to step to it.
I.E. “The De-Lighted Beard Challenge!”


37 posted on 11/18/2018 10:03:53 PM PST by lee martell (AT)
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To: Rebelbase

They look like blinking boogers


38 posted on 11/18/2018 10:15:42 PM PST by kaktuskid
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To: TaMoDee

39 posted on 11/19/2018 4:02:57 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Rebelbase

WHY?!!!!


40 posted on 11/19/2018 4:42:21 AM PST by jurroppi1 (The Left doesnÂ’t have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
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