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You Can Now Buy Christmas Fairy Lights For Beards
Ladbible.com ^ | 11/18/18 | Rebecca Shepherd

Posted on 11/18/2018 7:37:33 PM PST by Rebelbase

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To: Rebelbase

Why are hipsters so obsessed with their appearance, and with mutilating, or twisting, nature and natural appearance? I can’t express how exhausting it is to see the piercing, tattoos, facial hair, weird hats, and clothes that look like rags. When will it STAAAHHHPPPP??


21 posted on 11/18/2018 8:17:19 PM PST by browniexyz
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To: Rebelbase

Once you’ve covered your body with tattoos and piercings a few Christmas lights in your facial pubic hair is no big thing.


22 posted on 11/18/2018 8:19:17 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Democracy dies when Democrats refuse to accept the result of a democratic election they didn't win.)
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To: Calvin Locke
Hehehe...this!


23 posted on 11/18/2018 8:31:17 PM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Rebelbase

Heh, that will be YouTube Gold!


24 posted on 11/18/2018 8:32:03 PM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Rebelbase

You could complement your fairy lights with a set of fruity balls.


       


(They're for your tree.)

25 posted on 11/18/2018 8:44:29 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: Rebelbase

Because nothing says hold the birth of Jesus as a sacred event for the human race like beard lights.


26 posted on 11/18/2018 8:48:05 PM PST by Beowulf9
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27 posted on 11/18/2018 8:48:33 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Rebelbase

I doubt anyone is actually doing this, at least not as anything other than a joke. There was a similar click-baity article floating around a year or so ago about millennial men adorning their beards with elaborate floral arrangements.


28 posted on 11/18/2018 8:51:27 PM PST by Junior_G (Funny how liberals' love affair with Muslims began on 9/11)
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To: Rebelbase

"...and they thought my blinking tail light was over the top"

29 posted on 11/18/2018 9:04:51 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Rebelbase
Fairy lights for beards??

Here I thought this was about Øbunga buying something for Mike.

30 posted on 11/18/2018 9:09:27 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Rebelbase

Oh, hell no. Just No.


31 posted on 11/18/2018 9:13:08 PM PST by pigsmith (Liberals can't make the connection between their politics and the decline of everything around them.)
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To: Rebelbase
You Can Now Buy Christmas Fairy Lights For Beards

No, you can buy fairy lights for your beard.

32 posted on 11/18/2018 9:27:55 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: rlmorel
Yojimbo bump!

I still like Zatoichi - Shintaro Katsu more

33 posted on 11/18/2018 9:34:04 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: lee martell

#9. You are going to run into problems re pulling out Xmas lights from “beards” if they are hung a bit lower. You’d better be a fast runner.


34 posted on 11/18/2018 9:49:53 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Rebelbase

Appealing for millennials and hipsters, . . . and plain ‘ole beards, like Moochel 0bami


35 posted on 11/18/2018 10:00:23 PM PST by Ahithophel (Communication is an art form susceptible to technical failures)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Lol!


36 posted on 11/18/2018 10:00:23 PM PST by lee martell (AT)
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To: Rebelbase

Take any noun or verb, put the word ‘Challenge!’ behind it and post on Twitter or YouTube. You will find someone ready to step to it.
I.E. “The De-Lighted Beard Challenge!”


37 posted on 11/18/2018 10:03:53 PM PST by lee martell (AT)
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To: Rebelbase

They look like blinking boogers


38 posted on 11/18/2018 10:15:42 PM PST by kaktuskid
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39 posted on 11/19/2018 4:02:57 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Rebelbase

WHY?!!!!


40 posted on 11/19/2018 4:42:21 AM PST by jurroppi1 (The Left doesnÂ’t have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
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