Posted on 11/08/2018 9:33:35 AM PST by gattaca
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Jim Acosta was late again for President Trump's press conference today after he stared at himself lovingly in the mirror for a full three hours.
A breathless Acosta ran into the press conference a few minutes after it started, sheepishly whispering to his colleagues that he lost track of time during his morning stare-at-Jim-Acosta ritual.
"I usually get up early enough to stare at myself for a couple hours at least, but I was running behind," he told reporters later. "Then I just kept looking into my eyes and thinking about how brave and powerful and smart I am, and I just lost track of... man, I really am courageous aren't I? Wait, what was I talking about again?"
At publishing time, Acosta was spotted staring at himself in a really shiny store window for nearly an hour.
Dear Diary....
Love someone, as much as Jim Acosta loves Jim Acosta.
I don’t see the satire in this.
If the Bab. Bee made as much fun of the islamos and jews as they do christians I might find them to be funny.
“If only you were me, I could love you...”
Babylon Bee is a Christian satire site, so what else would you expect?
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