When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
The only recent documented case of incest was between two Leftist California hippies.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins...
lol
The last joke was the best though.
A bunch of jokes about stereotypes is funny.
I’m Italian and have gotten plenty of gangsters jokes and barbs through the years here. All in good fun
Libs would read them and say “I TOLD YOU SOUTHERNERS WERE LIKE THAT!”
Haha!
I heard a good joke yesterday.
Beto changed his name after losing the election. Nacho. Nacho Senator.
Need a
“Rimshot!”
How many southerner/hillbilly jokes are there???
Just one...
All the rest are true.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
MISSISSIPPI.
If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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I had heard it was invented in West Virginia.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
The only recent documented case of incest was between two Leftist California hippies.
Good stuff.
Funny.
But Southerners are still more intelligent than those in NYC.
OK....I’m from the South.....
....and I still have a sense of humor, cause I was chuckling
The last one is true more in Atlanta than out in the sticks.
Definition of an Arkansas Virgin: A girl that can faster than her brothers.
Definition of a F**k Off: Tie breaker for the Georgia Homecoming Queen. RTR
For those who speak southern, there are several good and entertaining books on “southernisms”, and well worth a read. But one in particular, titled ‘Whistlin’ Dixie’, went so far as to describe regionalisms. That is, expressions unique to just part of the South, not the whole thing.
Being raised in a family of one of these regions, though in the southwest, I was amazed that the expressions could be broken down into three parts: totally familiar, those I had heard of but rarely used, and those that were completely alien.
Fascinating.
A Georgian friend of mind provided me with a useful pronunciation guide in an ice cream parlor, when ordering a two scoop cone:
“Pee-can ripple and Budderpecahn.” He explained the accent is always on the first syllable. Then, if you speak with your teeth closed, you sound southern.
Oh, as a trivia side note. Southern Arizona territory was, for six months, a part of the Confederacy, declared as such by Jefferson Davis. This is great fun to point out to southerners, who reject the notion that AZ “is part of the South and the Confederacy”.
They usually end up by deciding that only the “southeast” is part of the “real South”, and Texas is, well, Texas.
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(Are first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but then somebody loses a trailer.)
What do you call a biscuit with a food stamp in the middle? Alabama fortune cookie.
“We thought ‘Deliverance’ was a training film!” - The Greaseman.
And those stereo types are disgusting and not funny. They are the elites attempt to belittle The South
You want funny southern humor try a bit of Jeff Foxworthy
Q
You know Texas doesn’t fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
A
Oklahoma sucks....
(I’m from Tahlequah)
What did the West Virginia gal say when she lost her virginity?
Git offa me deddy yer crushin’ muh Marlboros.
During our 55 year marriage, my wife and I have lived in 5 southern states, some multiple times - pesky bill collectors ya know. One thing that we have found amusing is same border state rivalry jokes are told only the names reversed.
In Alabama: What has eight breasts and four teeth? That would be the night crew at a Georgia Waffle House.
In Georgia: The river that forms the north border with Alabama is in places quite narrow and the favorite fishing spot for two Alabama boys is about 100 yards below a footbridge. All of a sudden rocks start landing in the water right where they a fishing. They see two boys on the opposite bank so one Alabama boy yells, hey Georgia boy, stop throwing rocks because we are fishing over here. A few seconds later ker plunk, ker plunk. Same boy yells, hey Georgia boy what is your name. Boy yells back, my name is Clarence! Alabama boy, well Clarence, throw one more rock and I will come over there and kick your butt. A few seconds and ker plunk, ker plunk. Alabama boy to his buddy, going over and make that Georgia boy wish he hadn’t been born. Only a couple of minutes later he is back and says, we need to move on down river a little bit. His buddy says, thought you were going to kick his butt. Alabama boy says I was, but I ain’t no fool, when I got to the bridge there was a sign that said CLEARANCE 7’ 2’