Posted on 11/01/2018 10:51:15 AM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
We really need to bring back mental hospitals (and, obviously, so do the Brits).
There is a song about that: “ Imaginary Lover”
Quick ! Someone post a “Ghost & Mrs Muir” link!
Ghosts?
I think the term is One Night Stand.
She’s a very freaky girl,
The kind you can’t take home to Mother!
Lol!
There are other pieces he doesn't have either, Amethyst. You may be disappointed.
Who you gonna call...when he’s late with child support payments?
They might look like him... wait,I can’t see them...?
Ghost babies? Hmm.
Pretty sure there are many of those around Planned Parenthood clinics. :(
“Amethyst Realm”
Whaa?!
“But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.”
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic.
Now let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.
The Afghanistan student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said Goats.
There’s a movie in that!
Cray Cray.
Tim Burton, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
How butt-ugly does one have to be in order to scare off a ghost?
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