76-year-old tries to attack son with chainsaw, son runs him over with lawn mower

FOX 6 NOW! ^ | October 12, 2018 | Wire Service Staff

[Still Thinking]

Battle of the Yard Tools

[blu]

long-running feud.

Due to recent body modifications, the *running* portion of the feud has been cancelled. This feud will be moved into the *talking smack* category.

[blu]

Ban all assault lawnmowers!

[lee martell]

“Boy, I dun told you before. Don’t leave the GD chainsaw on the GD kitchen floor. You know it ruins your Mama’s new floor tiles.
I’m done talkin! You like using this saw so much, here it is, take it right NOW!!”

[ladyjane]

the two men have a long-running feud.

Running? Not any more

[Vendome]

[texas_mrs]

😂

[bluejean]

“couldn’t the son have jumped off the mower and run faster than the old man?”

Yeah, but he wanted to GET that sumb*tch.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Instead of rock, paper, scissors they took it to a new level. Chainsaw, Tree, Lawnmower.

[Bikkuri]

I was thinking more along the lines of snow plows (trucks)...

[I Drive Too Fast]

You don’t want to miss this one. I, too, thought it was a Florida story before I clicked.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Sort of like a movie “Freddy Kruger versus Michael Myers”.

Better get the popcorn ASAP as this isn’t going to be a long movie.

[Dexter Morgan]

How the hell do people so dumb make it to be so old?

[piasa]

White on white crime...

[piasa]

Thank goodness they didn’t have a woodchipper.

[piasa]

Nerves of Stihl... they be a hurtin’ on that leg now.

[wardaddy]

Hillbillies do at times deserve their peculiar reputation

I’m not a hillbilly

More piney woods Deep South stock with our own quore ways

[riverrunner]

For sure for people who are in the business that have daily contact with criminals.

They say so things like this happen.

For people who don’t have daily contact with criminals.

They well never understand what humans are capable of.

[ronniesgal]

moonshine?

[Jimmy Valentine]

Thanksgiving dinner will be a bit strained.