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New Species of Invertebrate Discovered(satire)

Posted on 09/28/2018 3:05:41 PM PDT by 2nd Amendment

A new species of invertebrate has been unearthed in Washington D.C. The scientific name is republicanus invertebratis This huge lumbering behemoth is violently afraid of the smallest weasel or vilest rodent. One branch of this species is extremely flaky while another branch is quite murky in its disposition. A member of this species Lindsay Grahamus recently had a backbone transplant and showed considerable promise.


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1 posted on 09/28/2018 3:05:41 PM PDT by 2nd Amendment
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To: 2nd Amendment
Lindsay Grahamus recently had a backbone transplant and showed considerable promise.

But the transplant was rejected and surgeons removed it overnight.

2 posted on 09/28/2018 3:10:21 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

We are praying for extinction.


3 posted on 09/28/2018 3:16:32 PM PDT by exnavy (America: love it or leave it.)
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To: 2nd Amendment

You didn’t mention the one that bends and twists in the wind like grass.


4 posted on 09/28/2018 3:17:29 PM PDT by Retvet (Retvet)
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To: 2nd Amendment

YEP.

They just sold Kavanaugh down the river for a crazy lying ho.

The FBI will find nothing.

Ford already said another week was not enough.

The Rats will just dig up more false witnesses.

If Kavanaugh isn’t sitting on that bench before the election, I go out and vote “Libertarian” right down the list.


5 posted on 09/28/2018 3:19:57 PM PDT by ZULU (MAGA)
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"You didn’t mention the one that bends and twists in the wind like grass.

I believe that's the liberomney invertibratis that you're refering to.

6 posted on 09/28/2018 3:22:14 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: ZULU

I”m so sick of this charade I could puke. Brett Kavanaugh has impressed me as one of the most decent man I’ve ever heard of. Feinstein and her ilk hate America and want us to be a 3rd world country like Zimbabwe. They hate God and everything we stand for. As long as they can kill millions of babies every year they are happy. Flake the erstwhile republican looks like he has constipation every time he has to make a moral decision. I expect at least a dozen “false memory” zombies to come forth in the next week. Years ago we had a liberal “good touch, bad touch” state professional come to our school. Over half the students turned their parents in after he played with a teddy bear.


7 posted on 09/28/2018 3:26:07 PM PDT by 2nd Amendment
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8 posted on 09/28/2018 3:30:46 PM PDT by EasySt
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To: exnavy

9 posted on 09/28/2018 3:32:53 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: 2nd Amendment

Funny article.


10 posted on 09/28/2018 3:37:51 PM PDT by tennmountainman ("Trust Sessions" Yeah Right)
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To: 2nd Amendment
New species of invertebrate?


Better to be wanted by the police than not wanted at all.

11 posted on 09/28/2018 3:40:52 PM PDT by Stepan12 (It is Civll War right now..)
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To: UCANSEE2

I have to check but I think that episode is “The Monster on Maple Street”?


12 posted on 09/28/2018 3:43:42 PM PDT by The Deplorable Miss Lemon (If illegals are here to do the jobs Americans won't do why are so many illegals on welfare?)
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To: 2nd Amendment

Totally agree.
Flake has mental constipation.


13 posted on 09/28/2018 3:46:51 PM PDT by ZULU (MAGA)
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To: 2nd Amendment

The ‘r’ shluld be capitalized - not out of respect, but for standard taxonomical nomenclature: genus plus species.


14 posted on 09/28/2018 6:32:42 PM PDT by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
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To: ZULU
If Kavanaugh isn’t sitting on that bench before the election, I go out and vote “Libertarian” right down the list.
Then you might as well vote democrat.
15 posted on 09/29/2018 4:41:59 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Stay Calm and Carry.)
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To: Aut Pax Aut Bellum

We all shoukd be SAYING that, even if we don’t MEAN it.


16 posted on 09/29/2018 5:45:19 PM PDT by ZULU (MAGA)
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To: The Deplorable Miss Lemon
I have to check but I think that episode is “The Monster on Maple Street”?

Correct.

17 posted on 10/01/2018 2:18:55 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: The Deplorable Miss Lemon

Correction. The full title was “The Monsters are due on Maple Street”.


18 posted on 10/01/2018 2:20:07 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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