Well Belly Button Chick.....Belly Button Chick? Oh no, did she escape again?
"I'm right here."
I thought you were going as "I Dream of Jeannie" this year, not a ninja. Say, isn't Halloween next month?
"That troll guy last week made me feel self-conscious by calling me 'pornographic', so I thought I'd pick something up from the Linda Sarsour collection, used your credit card."
"Sacre bleu, France might blow vigorously but at least we ban the burqa!"
"Actually, it's a 'niqab'. So, we're keeping this skunk? I'd rather get a dog."
What's the difference?
"Dogs don't spray you in the face with a stink bomb at the slightest provocation."
No, I mean between the burqa and the ninja job?
"Oh, the niqab leaves an eye slit so you can see. The hijab is more of a human coat rack look."
"Look at those bedroom eyes! Pornographic!!!!"
"Yarr, you need to get out more, fella."'
"Yes my friend, you really must. You smell awful but I never let that stop me!"
"I don't need advice from you sport ball watching cucks!"
Actually, we'll probably check out the season premeire of "The Good Place" tonight.
"Only cucks watch television shows from this century! It's Matlock for me!".
You know Andy Griffith was a huge leftist, right? His probably leftist heirs get 10 cents everytime you watch an episode, for shame sir!!!
"Um uh, 'Murder She Wrote' then!"
"Yarrg, I've seen that show, the murder rate in this Cabot Cove makes Caracas look like Mayberry. Their mayor must be a democrat, and here you are promoting tourism to his city? For shame, boycott Cabot Cove!"
"What? Why are you blaming me for the murder rate in Cabot Cove? Cabot Cove isn't even real!"
"Maybe I should have gone with the Jawa outfit instead."
You know you'll break Enterprise's heart if you don't take that thing off. Who cares what that troll guy thinks?
"You're right! Damn thing was itchy anyway."
"That's from the tears of the little Saudi girls woven into every thread! No refunds!!!"
