Posted on 09/25/2018 1:27:04 PM PDT by MplsSteve
It has recently come to my attention (via some really well-placed and plugged in sources in DC) that there is new info that could derail the Kavanaugh nomination. The following has been determined to be 100% correct and factual.
1. In college, Kavanaugh did not entirely read a book for an English class. Instead, he purchased the Cliff's Notes version. He cuts corners in order to advance his education and eventually further his radical agenda.
2. On at least three occasions, Kavanaugh was spotted going thru an express lane at a local grocery store with more than 15 items. This is something only an elitist entitled snob would do.
3. He was once in the same room as a copy of Playboy magazine. He never looked at it but it shows that he has no respect for women because he was in the room at the same time.
4. Like all morally addled individuals, he has ripped tags off mattresses.
5. He knows Laz.
6. He once received a parking ticket when the meter expired before he could return to his car. He paid the fine - but it calls into question his commitment to following the laws of a municipality.
“He knows Laz.”
GUILTY!
I heard he groped a Raggedy Ann in Preschool.
I heard he masticates in public !
Who hit whom?
I heard one time he crossed against the light, AND he ate a salad with the wrong fork. DISQUALIFIED!
And don’t forget that he returned a library book 2 days late once.
We are having a “let’s castrate Brett Kavanaugh” brunch for the Thursday morning hearing.
OMG——2 days late?
The man is not fit for public service.
He also exposed himself and engaged in spanking with three women, but neither his mother or the two maternity nurses wish to testify.
I don’t want to add to this great man’s ethical problems, but I heard he released a frog in his 3rd grade class!
And he once admitted to being a thespian ...
I was standing in the express lane at our Super grocery (and other things) market, and I had a cart with some items in it and this lady was looking over my shoulder, and she kept whispering in my ear the “express lane is limited to 18 items”, couple minutes later “the express lane is limited to 18”, and again and again and maybe even again. I reached the register my things are rung up and guess what? 17 items, I turned around with this receipt and I showed it to her ( I actually held at about 6 in from her nose) and I said “look 17 items” and I walked away. Little did she know that I actually count my items before I hit the line. That’s the way I roll.
Not only that, but on three occassions, three, he actually picked his nose!
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