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'Monkeys are out to get me' said woman trying to take baby, says report
WJBF.com ^ | 9/3/2018 | Staff

Posted on 09/03/2018 6:53:36 PM PDT by simpson96

SPARTANBURG, SC (WSPA) - A woman is accused of entering a home and trying to take a baby, according to a report from Spartanburg Co. Sheriff's Office.

It happened on 5th St. in Inman on August 31 around 9:30 a.m.

A man said he heard a noise upstairs in the baby's room so he went to check it out.

He found a woman he didn't know on top of the dresser "trying to hide."

He asked her what she was doing and she said multiple times, "give me the baby. I got to go, they are coming."

She then tried to grab the baby from his wife, according to the report.

The woman then laid down in the front yard for a few minutes before she went in to the house next door.

The man said the door to his home was locked.

The man at the home next door said a woman in a red dress walked in to his home and started rambling for help.

He told her to leave and she got down on her hands and knees.

He said the grabbed the woman by her arm and drug her outside.

The woman then laid down in some tree branches outside to try to hide from police, according to the man.

Deputies arrived and began struggling with the woman to get her into the back of a patrol vehicle, according to the report.

They say the woman was identified as Brandi Nichole Almond.

The report said she kept yelling that the "monkeys are out to get me" as they tried to restrain her.

She has been charged with kidnapping conspiracy and two count of third-degree burglary, according to jail records.

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She's got Occasio-Cortez eyes.
1 posted on 09/03/2018 6:53:36 PM PDT by simpson96
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I see a future at CNN for this loony


2 posted on 09/03/2018 6:56:02 PM PDT by digger48
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"Don't even..."


3 posted on 09/03/2018 6:56:35 PM PDT by montag813
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Racist!


4 posted on 09/03/2018 6:56:44 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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5 posted on 09/03/2018 6:57:10 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: simpson96

Drugs are bad for you, m’kay.


6 posted on 09/03/2018 6:58:32 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: BenLurkin
"You must choose.....Shark....or....Death By Monkeys!"


7 posted on 09/03/2018 7:00:56 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Ahem


8 posted on 09/03/2018 7:01:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: simpson96
He said the grabbed the woman by her arm and drug DRAGGED her outside.

The editor should be shot.

9 posted on 09/03/2018 7:03:55 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: simpson96

Next time, just get your mushrooms from Trader Joe. Don’t buy from that online grower who calls himself “The Shaman”.
Your Twitter pals tried to warn you!


10 posted on 09/03/2018 7:04:52 PM PDT by lee martell (AT)
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I’d love to be sympathetic but monkeys are out to get everybody, lady!


11 posted on 09/03/2018 7:05:53 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: dfwgator

12 posted on 09/03/2018 7:07:04 PM PDT by simpson96
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Our legal system needs a reassesment of mental illness, both natural and artificial. That is, right now the law puts the emphasis on the people with defective minds, not on those who are *abused* by such people.

Think about it. If a dangerous lunatic threatens you, you do not have any means of telling if they are mentally ill, or hiked up on alcohol and/or drugs.

And the point is, in the eyes of the law, it shouldn’t matter. You are “the victim” and the attacker is “the attacker.”

With gun liberty, if a nut attacks you with a brick, you may legally shoot them to death. And it does not matter, and should not matter, what their personal problems are. So why does the law take a different attitude?

If mitigation happens, it should be part of sentencing, not a consideration during the trial, unless the offender is so very nuts they cannot walk and chew gum at the same time.


13 posted on 09/03/2018 7:07:41 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Liberals have become moralistic, dogmatic, sententious, self-righteous, pinch-faced prudes.)
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OH NO..MONKEY, that’s so racist/sarc


14 posted on 09/03/2018 7:09:37 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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'Monkeys are out to get me' said woman trying to take baby, says report

Bullfrogs On My Mind, David Bromberg.

15 posted on 09/03/2018 7:22:28 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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To: simpson96

It’s the flying monkeys you really have to worry about.


16 posted on 09/03/2018 7:27:36 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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Brandi, you’re a fine girl, and a good wife you would be...

...If you just weren’t so BAT CRA-ZY.


17 posted on 09/03/2018 7:30:56 PM PDT by Fido969 (In!)
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“She has been charged with kidnapping conspiracy and two count of third-degree burglary, according to jail records.”

I didn’t expect that. Sounds more trippy drug mania episode to me per the article, but maybe they don’t have a law for that. I wonder if she was stalking them or something.

Freegards


18 posted on 09/03/2018 7:33:16 PM PDT by Ransomed
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TRIGGERED !!


19 posted on 09/03/2018 7:34:15 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: onedoug

Ping


20 posted on 09/03/2018 7:44:22 PM PDT by windcliff
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