Posted on 08/23/2018 8:35:54 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That’s baaaaahd.
Well did have that story about the wanna be NASA intern who identified as a furry...
“Come on, squeal like a big ol’ pig.. SQEALLL!”
When the police came to the door, it was answered by the 16 year old. When asked “Who is that having sex with the sheep out back?” the kid replied:
“That’s my D a a a a a a a d.”
The next thing to be added to the LBGTWTF list as a sexual orientation.
They’re already busy arguing “minor attracted adult” should be a recognized and accepted “orientation”.
OH, man, those mug shots are exactly what I was thinking! Three retards!
Didn’t tell an adult?
That is how this story broke!
He told police.
Consider, Ladies, before you go trolling for a man on FarmersOnly.com.
“(in her case, the sling broke)”
Back in High School, my World History teacher told that story. He was great! He thought a lot of that crazy behavior was a mix of intermarriage between the limited number of royalty (cousins and all of that) and the unsatisfied lives of the very powerful.
Recently, a perv tried to take pix of the little girl in bathroom stall next to him.
Her tattooed biker mom saw it happen [as did an employee] and she hunted him down like an animal and cornered him on the street, where onlookers kept him circled in and cowering until the cops could come and rescue him from her wrath.
Fecking epic lady.
Send them down to Texas. We have some of the horniest and most affectionate long horn bulls you’ll ever want to meet down here. Just grab’em by the horns (sorry boys, no pussy) and hang on. I can guarantee satisfaction if you are into that sort of thing. Bring your own whips... Yee Haw.
BTW We have clergy standing by in case you decide to buy the farm or ranch.
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