Posted on 07/04/2018 9:26:44 AM PDT by TaxPayer2000
Rectum? Darn near killed him.
You should change your moniker to peeman8r! You’ll be the king of potty jokes!
Would Uranus still be a hostile planet if we would just give it a better name?
Authorities have announced that to end childish jokes based on the name of the planet, “Uranus” will be renamed.
The new name?
Urrectum.
Ba-doom-bah
This is nothing to get all butthurt about.
That’s a really good question. The answer is a little complicated, but the short (and very simplified) version is the planet’s rotation causes a gyroscopic effect that eventually stabilizes the axis of rotation.
A man took a torn pair of trousers to a Greek tailor shop.
The tailor asked, “Euripides?”
(rimshot)
;^)
Something slightly smaller than Mars, which knocked our axis over and also likely created the moon.
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Do you use some kind of periscope to look at yur anus?
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Oh no.
How much foreign aide is this gonna cost us?
Sounds like it was violently assaulted at a tender young age and “it might explain some of the planet’s strange personality.”
It sounds like an analogy to the homosexual predation if children that is now called recruitment and grooming to make it sound benign.
I saw this over at DUh but it turned into a dating thread.
My teacher taught us the planet was called U-rain-ne-us, likely to avoid that.
I still pronounce it like that.
And the guy replied, “Eumenides.”
Do you use some kind of periscope to look at yur anus?
With the new reflecting telescopes, now you really can see Uranus with just two hands and a mirror.
REPORT: 78% of people who think Uranus jokes are funny are just idiots BERKELEY, CA – Scientists at the University of California announced today that most of the people who find “Uranus jokes” funny are, in fact, actually idiots.
https://alternative-science.com/scientists-discover-78-people-think-uranus-jokes-funny-just-idiots/
wonder how many taxpayer dollars went into that black hole?
Could have been like Saturn and at least put a ring on it first.
America was struck by a massive object that went straight up OURANUS. Name of OBAMA! We’re still recovering!
Klingons inhabit Uranus.
5.56mm
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