Flea infested dachshunds are the worst kind. I had one years ago whose legs were soo short they didnt reach the ground. Taking him out for a walk was like pulling a half filled mylar balloon. I learned the hard way when he stopped to pee that I should stand behind or in front of him because he would start spinning around.
LOL!
“I had one years ago whose legs were soo short they didnt reach the ground.”
Let me guess. You named him Cigarette and took him out for a drag every day?