Grant all the ultra-Leftists their wish, their own Udopia on pristine Antarctica

Paris Post-Intelligencer ^ | Jun 29, 2012 | Joe Hendrix

[molewhacka]

Many rational human beings are weary of being demonized by the hypocritical Left for alleged offenses against “humanity” or “Mother Earth.”

Whether it is the likes of Al Gore or John Kerry jet-setting around the globe while screaming that the rest of us must stop consuming energy in order to save the world from man-made global warming (or is it anthropogenic global climate change?); to Leftist movie stars walking around with armed bodyguards lamenting the “dangers” of the Second Amendment; or gazillionaire New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and First Lady Michelle Obama trying to dictate what the rest of us eat while their private chefs are cranking out meals, the cost of which would feed a large city in Africa — it is tiresome to have the disciples of the Left try to control everyone’s lives but their own.

In the spirit of bipartisan compromise and tolerance diversity, I would humbly like to propose we grant the Left all of their wishes – applied only for them, of course.

Let’s begin with energy. I hereby propose that we open up pristine Antarctica for the establishment of a Leftist utopia — we’ll call it Udopia — with mandatory immigration for all limousine liberals and their followers. This includes all the haters of the coal, nuclear and petroleum industries.

We can trade them all for a bunch of Borneo jungle carbon credits.

This option should make them happy, since they will get to monitor the polar ice cap up close and personal. Did I mention that based on the standards they wish to impose on the rest of us, their only source of energy will be solar panels?

The next wave of immigrants bound for Udopia will be those who demand we cease all responsible stewardship of our nation’s forests, grasslands and mineral resources. Not only will they not have to worry about the hypocrisy of using the products made from the activities they demean, but also the rest of us will be free from the consequences of the silly policies instituted by their demands (e.g., runaway forest fires). Did I mention they will have to build their shelters without modifying the natural beauty of the Southern Continent?

Don’t pull up the gangplank just yet. We still need to load up the folks who demand those who believe in God be banished from the public sphere.

It is in their best interest to join the migration, since they doubtless would not be happy hanging around without the rest of their Leftist pals running interference. Since they will not have a prayer in Udopia, they should really feel like they finally have their wish fulfilled.

Given the radical haters of traditional family values will be extremely uncomfortable in a society where God is openly acknowledged, I’m guessing they will recruit a community organizer to lead them to the unpromised land, as well. Once they arrive in Udopia, they can force their fellow Udopians to adopt a definition of marriage and the family suitable to the Lord of the Flies Redux.

No Leftist utopia would be complete without an infusion of gun-grabbers. Everyone that seeks to deny law-abiding citizens the right to self defense — while simultaneously making excuses for armed criminals — will no doubt rush to charter their very own Love Boat to Udopia once they learn there is an entire land mass in which future victims are not allowed to arm themselves. As a bonus, after they leave, we bitter clingers will still be clinging, but no longer bitter.

In order to ensure orderly civilization is established in Udopia, we also can send a contingent to include most of our bureaucrats, trial lawyers and the leaders of the public employee unions. They can work on their wealth redistribution plans during the trip. Considering we plan on sneaking the anarchists on board when no one is looking, the first Committee on Committees meeting ought to be a real laugh riot, or at least a real riot.

To cap off the first wave of Udopia immigration, we will recruit all of the Islamist terrorists in the world with the lure of an entire continent of defenseless people that deny the Islamists are a threat. Since everyone knows Islamist terrorists hate to not be taken seriously, they will probably hasten to the airport with little more than their underwear, vests and sneakers. We can use all of the Coexist folks for flight attendants just to make sure they arrive in Udopia all primed to answer the age-old question, “Can’t we all just get along?”

I realize that I have left out any number of hyphenated groups that also will wish to be included in the Great Udopia Experiment. I apologize for the undersight, and wish them to unrest assured that we will do our best to get them on the first available cruise south. They must exercise a little patience and realize that someone had to be first. Though that may not sit will with the self-esteem consultants, in the words of cartoon heroes Mrs. Incredible and son, Dash, “If everyone’s special, no one’s special.”

I will admit that my plan does have some flaws that will have to be addressed. For example, it is really not fair to the penguins to inflict them with the Leftist hordes that will soon descend/ascend/transcend upon their fair shores.

Of course, the current contingent of scientists that reside in Antarctica will probably wish to shift the focus of their research for a while.

On the bright side, I don’t see the Leftists adapting, improvising and overcoming to the extent required to continue to plague the current residents of Antarctica for an extended period of time.

[molewhacka]

The Left's desire for civil war recalled this alternative solution proposed several years ago. Perhaps we should set up a GoFundMe account to get the ball rolling.

[robroys woman]

I say let them go. They’ll all be eradicated when they get too close to Hitler’s Nazi base down there.

[Mister Baredog]

They already have California

[molewhacka]

There are still parts of California worth keeping. We just need to convince the illegals and most of the residents of LA, The Bay Area, and Sacramento that the Deepest South is where they want to be.

[Mister Baredog]

Lol I live in WLA and you’re right we aren’t all nuts but I am seriously considering going to the southeast fairly soon