[grey_whiskers]

If not pumpernickel, then at least rye (/wry>)

And you may substitute pepper jack cheese.

And in lieu of a pickle, a nice dark beer.

On the mushrooms, well, fried mushrooms are nice if sauteed in butter.

Buttermilk should be reserved for pancakes, which are incompatible with tuna.

[bagster]

Oh, my god, GW. We are on the exact opposite spectrum of the food continuum. You got EVERYHING wrong cept tuna. And you probably F that up by adding anything to it other than Best Foods mayo. I am so glad I’m not your gay husband. We’d never make it. :)

[bagster]

Buttermilk should be reserved for pancakes, which are incompatible with tuna.

You are correct about tuna and buttermilk. Everybody knows they are mortal enemies. I'll give you that one.

[bagster]

On the mushrooms, well, fried mushrooms are nice if sauteed in butter.

Mushrooms may be the VERY worst food in all of foodom. In Belgium the word for mushroom translates as "foul tasting rubber band."

I know these things cause I'm a foodie.