Posted on 03/17/2018 11:39:05 PM PDT by LibWhacker
Lizabeth Ildefonso really, really, really wanted a breakfast sandwich, police say.
Ildefonso, a 44-year-old from Riverhead, New York, allegedly tried to order a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich from what she apparently thought was a drive-thru window, according to NBC New York. There was just one problem: She had actually driven up to a security booth at the Riverhead Correctional Facility around 10 a.m. Friday and placed her food request with an officer there, police say.
Deputy Sheriff Yvonne DeCaro told the woman inside the 2007 Nissan that she was at the county jail, and not a fast food establishment. Not to be deterred, Ildefonso “insisted that she really wanted a sandwich,” police told Pix11. During the conversation, police say DeCaro noticed that the hungry driver had glassy eyes, dilated pupils and white powder in one of her nostrils.
DeCaro asked Ildefonso to perform some field sobriety tests, which police say she failed. Patch.com reported that Ildefonso was arrested and charged with felony driving while ability impaired by drugs and driving without a license. She agreed to take a blood test to determine if any drugs were in her system, police say, but the results are not yet available.
She is set to be arraigned Saturday at Southampton Town Justice Court, according to Newsday.
Ildefonso is not the first person to allegedly order food from the wrong place while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
In January, a Florida man attempted to order a burrito from the drive-thru lane of a bank. A bank manager found Douglas Francisco, 28, sleeping in the drive-thru of a Bank of America and woke him up, police say. Police say Francisco asked the man for a burrito, then drove away when told he wasn’t at Taco Bell.
Police say they located the man and arrested him, finding Oxycodone and Xanax in his car. He was arrested on a DUI charge.
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
She should have said “Well then what do you have for prison rations?”
That is the funniest story I have heard all night.
Priest Rabi and Homo, nope.
How do you know if your roommate is gay. nope.
Winner.
It’s the just-the-facts-ma’am tone that makes this piece. Total deadpan.
“Would you like a large water with your bread?”
TTIWWP
... but did she get her sandwich?
Tried it once, my nephew from Japan was doing it, I can understand how people get addicted, it does feel good.
I’m disappointed. She doesn’t look too far gone.
Give her time, give her time...
who the hell is hungry when buzzed on coke?
What are the chances that the kicker will be: that’s where she bought her drugs!
Has this ever happened at your workplace?
Yeah, I went back and checked the opening paragraph. She's 44-years old.
This story would be a lot funnier to many of you if you knew what that booth and the area around it looked like. Think high fences and heavy razor wire and lights.
Yea but why is she wanting a Back Egg and Cheese ?
I have heard Tootskies dont make ya hungry
Kinda cute and proly lots of fun
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