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Only One Country Ready to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse, According to Scientists
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Posted on 03/05/2018 9:55:01 AM PST by qaz123
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To: simpson96
Why don’t those Brazilian mathematicians come up with some calculations to help clean up the sewer that is Rio, instead of this breathtakingly immature zombie nonsense?
Are they doing this on the clock or on their own time?
If on the clock, they should all be fired.
If they claim to be doing it on their own time, they are liars, and are really doing it on the clock, and they should all be fired.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:29:44 AM PST
by
samtheman
(Sessions is a criminal for refusing to perform the duties of his office.)
To: qaz123
Or a well armed citizenry.....
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:29:50 AM PST
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: robroys woman
Kind of the opposite how it is in movies.
They lack functions brains so shooting them in the head has no effect
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:30:43 AM PST
by
rdcbn
To: qaz123
Did Josef Mengele come up with a cure?
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:32:14 AM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: SoConPubbie
To quote a well-known children's book: "Everyone Poops"Perhaps you're unaware of the less well known children's toilet training book: "Nobody Poops But You," as shown on Family Guy.
see for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5XI0taMNu4
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:38:21 AM PST
by
Maceman
(We need a temporary ban on Muslims just until churches and synagogues can be built in Mecca.)
To: Robert DeLong
...there are no such creatures as zombies.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:40:52 AM PST
by
Bratch
("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
To: qaz123
I would not call Brazilian mathematicians, who speculate about mythical creatures, scientists.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:45:33 AM PST
by
marktwain
(President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
To: robroys woman
As of now, but what happens when a generation of folks get addicted to pot and then the government shuts off the supply. Instant zombie army that will do anything to get a fix.
To: qaz123
The North Koreans are already eating each other.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:51:35 AM PST
by
struggle
To: marktwain
They are every bit as much scientists as the illustrious GlobalWarmingists.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:51:52 AM PST
by
arthurus
(trioerit)
To: qaz123
In related news, Brazilian mathematicians have nothing useful to do.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:55:50 AM PST
by
pepsi_junkie
(Russians couldnt have done a better job destroying sacred American institutions than Democrats have)
To: qaz123
Couldn’t we just get Godzilla to beat them all up and maybe eat a few of them ?
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:57:01 AM PST
by
layman
(Card Carrying Infidel)
To: jonno
The question that really needs answering: do zombies poop?Zombies have no heartbeat, no circulation, therefore no digestion.
They do like to eat, though, that's the only thing they seem to do.
So even if they get no nutrition, they have to poop or eventually explode, right?
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posted on
03/05/2018 11:00:06 AM PST
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: robroys woman
Really ? Who do you think elected Zero? We just got the moans wrong, we THOUGHT they were moaning “BRAIIINS!”, not “CHAAAAAANGE!!”
(evil grin)
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posted on
03/05/2018 11:01:38 AM PST
by
Salgak
(You're in Strange Hands with Tom Stranger. . . .)
To: qaz123
Actually it would the US and Switzerland.
Both countries with many armed citizens who know how to work independently.
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posted on
03/05/2018 11:05:18 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!! Or maybe midgets....)
To: simpson96
They didn’t take into account that zombies killed would be eaten.
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posted on
03/05/2018 11:14:41 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(What is a Blue City? First world cities run by third world politicians.)
To: robroys woman
You never met a democrat?
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posted on
03/05/2018 11:20:47 AM PST
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: SJSAMPLE
IIRC the book has a far more horrifying fate for North Korea. They lock up the bulk of the population into caves in the mountains to wait it out. Leaves it up in the air whether that was a good decision, or bad decision.
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posted on
03/05/2018 11:26:35 AM PST
by
Chipper
(You can't kill an Obamazombie by destroying the brain...they didn't have one to begin with.)
To: qaz123
But then someone will get all high-handed, become governor, and then start killing all the men so he can have all the women for himself.
To: pepsi_junkie
I don’t think you appreciate that it took those mathematicians a Brazillion man hours to come up with that.
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posted on
03/05/2018 11:43:29 AM PST
by
DannyTN
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