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Only One Country Ready to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse, According to Scientists
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| 05Mar18
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Posted on 03/05/2018 9:55:01 AM PST by qaz123
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First, it's obvious that the researchers do not know that there are more licensed hunters in 4 States, than any military in the world( http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/americas-other-largest-army-in-the-world/ ). And i'll go out on a limb and say that most of them, have their fair share of ammo.
Second, the apocalypse will have it's most devastating effects in the cities, so basically we get rid of all the liberals that don't believe in guns and let them eat each other. That solves a major problem, right there. And, then of course we have all the illegals and refugees in the cities, who don't have guns either, so that solves another problem.
Just have to set up a perimeter and not let anyone out, except the hot women, doctors, nurses, maybe a few dentists, and some engineers. Then we get to start over, with kind of a clean slate.
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posted on
03/05/2018 9:55:01 AM PST
by
qaz123
To: qaz123
Good thing Zombies don’t exist. :)
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posted on
03/05/2018 9:57:05 AM PST
by
robroys woman
(So you're not confused, I'm male.)
To: qaz123
Why don’t those Brazilian mathematicians come up with some calculations to help clean up the sewer that is Rio, instead of this breathtakingly immature zombie nonsense?
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posted on
03/05/2018 9:59:10 AM PST
by
simpson96
To: qaz123
It all depends whether they are slow-moving zombies or fast-moving zombies.
To: qaz123
The question that really needs answering: do zombies poop?
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:03:24 AM PST
by
jonno
(Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
To: qaz123
In the movie “World War Z”, the North Koreans were, indeed, the only nation to survive. BUT, they did it by pulling the teeth of all of the 23 million population.
Seriously, though. You don’t need a standing army to shoot your ravaging neighbor or mother-in-law. American citizens are among the most heavily armed on the planet.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:04:02 AM PST
by
SJSAMPLE
To: qaz123
Zombie Apocalypse — it’s a good thing.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:04:40 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(The government cannot protect you and isn't even trying. Self-defense is a right.)
To: qaz123
Everybody that’s played Plague Inc knows it’s Madagascar, PITA country to infect.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:10:26 AM PST
by
discostu
(It's been so long, welcome back my friend, to the show, that never ends.)
To: jonno
The question that really needs answering: do zombies poop?
To quote a well-known children's book: "Everyone Poops"
Buy it from
Amazon
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:10:37 AM PST
by
SoConPubbie
(Mitt and Obama: They're the same poison, just a different potency)
To: qaz123
First, it's obvious that the researchers do not know that there are no such creatures as zombies. They were created from the imagination of living humans.
To: robroys woman
Just think how awesome it would be if guns didn’t....... Oh, wait. Do I need it? Ok. /s
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:13:06 AM PST
by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: Robert DeLong
“First, it’s obvious that the researchers do not know that there are no such creatures as zombies.”
Explain Hillary supporters then...
To: qaz123
To: robroys woman
Really? You’ve not met some of the aircraft dispatchers I have had to deal with.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:21:08 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: qaz123
Scientists? Gee, and what are their thoughts on the zombies contribution to climate change and multiple gender identities for zombies? Are they zers or zims?
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:21:32 AM PST
by
Hatteras
To: robroys woman
>Good thing Zombies dont exist. :)
?? No recent trips to the DMV, Post Office or SS office?
Whole segment of our population....only goes active on the 1st of month /s
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:22:56 AM PST
by
i_robot73
(One could not count the number of *solutions*, if only govt followed\enforced the Constitution.)
To: robroys woman
North Korea is already full of zombies...
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:26:45 AM PST
by
Kozak
(DIVERSITY+PROXIMITY=CONFLICT)
To: qaz123
Well half the USA is made up of zombies and we seem to be doing alright, although the zombies do annoy the F out of me.
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:27:13 AM PST
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(The remoulade was a trifle tart, but the souflee for dessert more than made up for it.)
To: Kozak
But they’re way easier to kill than the ones in the movies. :)
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:27:21 AM PST
by
robroys woman
(So you're not confused, I'm male.)
To: Robert DeLong
We are already living through the zombie apocalypse
They just have not begun eating people yet
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posted on
03/05/2018 10:28:58 AM PST
by
rdcbn
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