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Who's going to be the next to leave? Steve Miller or Milania? Trump pokes fun at [trunc]
The Daily Mail ^ | 03 March 2018 | Keith Griffin

Posted on 03/03/2018 9:47:19 PM PST by blueplum

...White House exits, Bannon and Sessions at Gridiron press dinner and jokes they were late because Jared couldn't get through security

Trump attended the annual dinner on Saturday for a night of bipartisan ribbing Though he skipped last year, Trump arrived with large entourage this time Journalists and lawmakers took part in musical numbers teasing both parties The event is closed to cameras but some of the remarks have emerged Trump delivered self-deprecating remarks to the audience of about 660

President Donald Trump has taken the opportunity to poke fun at himself and trade barbs with the press at an annual bipartisan dinner.

'''''We were late tonight because Jared could not get through security,' the president joked, referring to his son-in-law's recent security clearance woes. Trump said that his staff was concerned he couldn't do self deprecating humor, adding 'I told them not to worry. Nobody does self deprecating humor better than I do,' according to initial pool reports. Trump said that he'd offered Jeff Sessions a ride to the dinner, but that the attorney general had 'recused himself'.

{snip} Co-anchor John Dickerson of CBS' 'This Morning' used the song 'King of the Road' to crack on Obama's life after the presidency: 'Speeches for sale or rent/Hire me for your next event/If you've got lots of dough/I'm packed and set to go, you know/Two hours of holding forth costs you/More than your Ferrari's worth/On the speakers circuit now I am/King of the road.'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: fakemedia; fakenews; gridiron; msm; tds; trump
funny stuff. More ribbing at the link
1 posted on 03/03/2018 9:47:20 PM PST by blueplum
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To: blueplum
On North Korea, Trump quipped that he would not rule out direct talks with Kim Jong Un. However he said it was Kim who faced the risk of dealing with a madman.

This right here. Mic drop.

2 posted on 03/03/2018 9:51:06 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (If the illegal immigration issue were Social Security, it'd be privatized by now.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Slowly but Shirley...
He’ll make them love him..
or die in their own puke...


3 posted on 03/03/2018 9:55:37 PM PST by M-cubed
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To: M-cubed

Whichever comes first.


4 posted on 03/03/2018 10:09:02 PM PST by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: blueplum
A cast member playing House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi turned to 'I'm Against It,' a song from the Marx Brothers film 'Duck Soup,' to explain her attitude toward Trump:

'I don't know what Trump has to say/It makes no difference anyway/Whatever it is, we're against it/Even if our own side once professed it/We're against it.'

This is so true of the House Democrats!

5 posted on 03/03/2018 10:09:05 PM PST by roadcat
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“Trump said that he’d offered Jeff Sessions a ride to the dinner, but that the attorney general had recused himself.”

LOL


6 posted on 03/03/2018 11:33:10 PM PST by Helicondelta (Deplorable)
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To: roadcat

Equally true of the DNC “real news” media too.


7 posted on 03/03/2018 11:38:06 PM PST by Faith Presses On (Above all, politics should serve the Great Commission, "preparing the way for the Lord.")
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Trump quipped that he would not rule out direct talks with Kim Jong Un. However he said it was Kim who faced the risk of dealing with a madman.

Just the PDJT signature:

Unexpected

Instantaneous

Devastating.

8 posted on 03/04/2018 12:34:38 AM PST by spokeshave (FBI = Feral Bureau of Insurrection)
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To: blueplum

Who is “Milania”?


9 posted on 03/04/2018 12:54:37 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: blueplum

Bookmarked. Clicked on Gridiron keyword, and saw an abominable Obamanation article.


10 posted on 03/04/2018 1:39:49 AM PST by NetAddicted (Just look)
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To: blueplum
Trump said that he'd offered Jeff Sessions a ride to the dinner, but that the attorney general had 'recused himself'.

Sad.

Trump gets more mileage out of that one word 'sad' than most politicians get from a 30 minute speech.

11 posted on 03/04/2018 3:58:23 AM PST by USS Alaska (Kill all mooselimb, terrorist savages, with extreme prejudice! Deus Vult!)
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To: Fresh Wind

I don’t know but it’s from the retarded Daily Mail so it must be “Melania”.


12 posted on 03/04/2018 4:31:08 AM PST by angcat (THANK YOU LORD FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!)
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To: blueplum

The actual title manages to spell “Melania” correctly.


13 posted on 03/04/2018 4:33:43 AM PST by humblegunner
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I just noticed. I don’t know why but the title was giving me fits to post last nite, even after being trunc’d twice for length. So I resorted to typing it in - and blew it anyway. Figures.

Sorry Melania.


14 posted on 03/04/2018 4:21:57 PM PST by blueplum ( "...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017)
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