"I thought it was the name of a Bulgarian skelitor in da Olympics"
Posted on 02/18/2018 4:05:55 AM PST by sodpoodle
Great mental exercise for people over 50.
Which of the following names are you familiar with?
1. Monica Lewinsky 2. Hillary Clinton 3. Benito Mussolini 4. Adolf Hitler 5. Jorge Bergoglio 6. Al Capone 7. Vladimir Putin 8. Linda Lovelace 9. Saddam Hussein 10. Tiger Woods
You had trouble with Number 5, didn’t you?
So, you know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers, thieves, cheaters, but you don’t know the Pope?
Lovely, just lovely… sometimes I worry about you.
Nope
I didn’t get it. (Maybe I have ignored his name as I do not respect him.) Too bad it wasn’t another head of religion like the Dalai Lama. Ha!
"I thought it was the name of a Bulgarian skelitor in da Olympics"
FWIW, I got #5 and I’m not Catholic.
This “joke” is from my friend Leo in NJ:
The Hooker and the Illegal Immigrant
“Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?” he asks.
“$100” she replies.
In broken English, he says, “Do you do Illegal Immigrant style?
“No” she says.
“I pay you $200 to do Illegal Immigrant style.”
“No,” she says, not knowing what Illegal Immigrant style is.
“I pay you $300.”
“No,” she says.
“I pay you $400.
“No,” she says.
So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to Do Illegal Immigrant style.”
She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Illegal Immigrant style be?
So she agrees and has sex with him.
Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was OK. So, what exactly is Illegal Immigrant style?”
The illegal immigrant smiles and replies, “You send bill to Government.”
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!
Screwing us and we pay.
:)
So…you have the anti pope in there. We all know what he is.
Birds of a feather!
Didn’t know #8 (it was before my time), and got all the rest.
Nothing has done by the Pope that is memorable, I worry about the Church.
Tell me,what has the Pope done to put Christ on the throne lately?
Sorry soddie, but this Baptist thinks Jorge fits right in with the listed group.
Now the late John Paul, THAT was a pope.
Wife says substituting Democrats for Illegal Immigrants works too.
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