[simpson96]

Hopefully, this will affect his business:

http://www.markmaycarpetcleaning.com/

[dainbramaged]

1968 - while returning from a high school field trip one of my idiot classmates mooned a state trooper on Interstate 5, south of Seattle. The cop pulled the bus over, stepped aboard and said: "who's the comedian here?"
The offender bravely raised his hand and was taken outside, spoke to harshly and let back on the bus. It was funny and the trooper was holding back a smile as he scared the dumb kid, who was trembling a bit.
Mooning up against a window used to be called "pressed ham under glass".

[DannyTN]

Constitutional right or not, this violates Chris Rock's "How not to get your ass beat by the cops" rule #5

[Chris Rock]
Now let’s review:

1. Obey the law.
2. Use common sense.
3. Stop immediately.
4. Turn that shit off.
5. Be Polite.
6. Shut the fuck up.
7. Get a white friend.
8. And last but not least.
   Don’t ride with a mad woman.

   If you follow these simple pointers, you probably won’t get your ass kicked by the police.