[dainbramaged]

1968 - while returning from a high school field trip one of my idiot classmates mooned a state trooper on Interstate 5, south of Seattle. The cop pulled the bus over, stepped aboard and said: "who's the comedian here?"
The offender bravely raised his hand and was taken outside, spoke to harshly and let back on the bus. It was funny and the trooper was holding back a smile as he scared the dumb kid, who was trembling a bit.
Mooning up against a window used to be called "pressed ham under glass".

[shotgun]

No dog balls?