Posted on 02/01/2018 10:07:54 AM PST by BenLurkin
No, but maybe lovers of Joe should...
Tax it. That’ll solve their problem; so no more fried coffee for you.
All this stress and congestion causes cancer.
Just an excuse to restrict its sales to adults AND tax the hell out of it to ‘protect the children’....................
Yet another “known to the State of California to cause cancer” label. Good grief.
And aren’t there a lot of Californians out there who believe that coffee enemas cure cancer?
“Tax it.”
The obvious next step.
Everyone who believes anything the State of in California says should immediately fly in to a blind panic and run around in ever enlargening circles at top speed until they trip over something or run into something that knocks them unconscious.
I’m sitting here taking an occasional sip of my coffee, and somehow I don’t feel any panic.
Come and take it from my cold, dead hands, you creepy lawyers!!!
Coffee sold OUTSIDE California, of course, carries no danger of contracting cancer from the drinking of no more than seven cups a day.
If you are drinking more than seven cups a day, you will be wound up so tight that cancer couldn’t get a foothold in your body anyway. You’ll explode long before any cancer would have an effect.
Any correlation between real science and California dimbulbcrats existeth not.
No, but maybe lovers of Joe should...
This is probably another attach a warning and then collect tax money for the problem from the coffee merchants at all levels and us.
Wonder if they’ll inspect cars for out of state coffee.
My siblings, cousins and I, like our parents started drinking our morning coffee with our parents as teenagers, and they did with their parents.
No cancers yet and most of us made it into our 80’s or close to it including our parents and grandparents.
No telling how many car/vehicle accidents were avoided by having a cup of coffee when needed before driving or during a needed coffee break while driving.
I can’t drink my Starbux frappucinno without a straw, anyway.
Oh, noes! There goes Starbucks!!!!
Proudly here to say I’ve never walked into a Starbucks and ordered one of their over price mocha latte whatevers.
I’m drinking a cup of lemon/honey/fresh ginger tea. Yeah, that probably also causes some sort of disease.
When I was a little bitty toddler, I’d get up early with grandpa and we’d have coffee together. His was straight black (lived into his 90s and no cancer). Mine was 99% milk. Good memories.
He later added, "But with significantly more government funding, we can certainly determine the justification for additional funds."
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