My step daughter was talking to a gentleman about her “grandfather getting a coyote.” This man thought she meant he got one as a pet so he asked her, “Oh really! Wow! What is he like? Is he nice?” To which she answers, “I don’t know; he shot him in the head.”
Gotta love ranch kids.
My sister in law said, kids, not a worry in the world, and my daughter age 4 said “I am only worried daddy will meet someone nice and move away” her mother did not laugh as loud as I did.