My sister in law said, kids, not a worry in the world, and my daughter age 4 said “I am only worried daddy will meet someone nice and move away” her mother did not laugh as loud as I did.
LOL
The same kid, when she was 10 or 11, was playing water polo. The goalie got poked in the eye and was bleeding. My little homeschooler swims over to me and says, “It’s just like Gloucester in King Lear.” You gotta love a kid that makes a Shakespearean reference.
THAT is really funny....I bet she got a dirty look tho’....