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Alarmist Scientists Announce the Latest Climate Change Threat: Mutant Transgender Turtles
BreitbART ^ | January 10, 2018 | by JAMES DELINGPOLE

Posted on 01/11/2018 11:51:21 AM PST by Swordmaker

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To: Swordmaker

ROTFL!


21 posted on 01/11/2018 12:14:39 PM PST by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: Swordmaker

Frankly this is OK with me.

With Trump’s tax stimulus and business repatriation of funds, Little Timmy Kook can hire them as Apple employees.

It’s a benefit in two ways:

1) Apple saves the ‘planet’

2) Apple does NOT have to hire conservatives after the ‘Google’ lawsuit goes south against them.

Discuss.


22 posted on 01/11/2018 12:14:40 PM PST by BBB333 (The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
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To: Swordmaker

[ Mutant Transgender Turtles ]

Is the Turtle Target equipped with the proper Obama Man’s Country bathrooms yet?


23 posted on 01/11/2018 12:15:54 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Swordmaker
I'm more inclined to believe the endless flushing of estrogens from pee'ed out birth control hormones is the origin of the problem. The fresh water rivers in Germany have high levels of estrogen and it has been observed to impact aquatic life and humans that consume it.
24 posted on 01/11/2018 12:18:04 PM PST by Myrddin
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To: Swordmaker

Only reason I read this was TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles), but the posts are are hysterical.


25 posted on 01/11/2018 12:19:49 PM PST by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: Swordmaker

Hmmm, maybe they are overlooking the obvious?

As We Said - TEPCO To Dump 777,000 MORE Tons
Of Radioactive Liquid Death Into The Pacific
Unspoken Crisis Of Worldwide Nuclear Radiation
Fukushima Nuclear Death Will Be Dumped Into The
Pacific Just As We Have Been Telling You
As We Told You - Fukushima’s Radioactive Will All
Be Dumped In The Pacific Under New Plan
Fukushima’s Nuclear Waste Will Be Dumped
In The Pacific And Head Right Across To US
Feds Probe Los Alamos For Mislabeling
And Shipping Nuclear Materials By Air
Fukushima - Record High Fatal Radiation Levels
Hole In Reactor Detected
Another Rotting Double-Walled Tank Is Leaking At Hanford
‘Everybody’s Freaked’ - Hanford Admits Second
Radiation Leak And That Workers Contaminated
Kevin Blanch - Catastrophic Fukushima Salmon Collapse
1/3 World’s Oceans Already Damaged And
Contaminated With Fukushima Radiation


26 posted on 01/11/2018 12:32:04 PM PST by usual suspect
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To: markoman; Sword master

Polo

Sorry, went with the first thing that popped into my head :p

Ya know, there is a type of lodge pole pine whose seed only propagates in extreme heat (fire). It is thought this is an adaptation to forest fire. Turtle adaptation to temperature changes maybe? hmmmmm.


27 posted on 01/11/2018 12:36:30 PM PST by wildwoodla
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To: Billthedrill
Gamara! Gamara! Friend of All Children!

28 posted on 01/11/2018 12:38:13 PM PST by \/\/ayne (-.. .-. .. -. -.- / -- --- .-. . / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .)
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To: TBP

Climate change is causing transgenderism? Oh, my! What about the LGBT community? They’ll all have to move! Will there be financial aid for that?


29 posted on 01/11/2018 12:42:22 PM PST by abclily
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To: trisham

LMAO!


30 posted on 01/11/2018 12:48:03 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Screw The NFL!!!!!! My family fought for the flag!)
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To: Swordmaker

Turtle goes , D’oh Crazy Scientists


31 posted on 01/11/2018 12:51:48 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: TBP

Climate change is causing transgenderism? Oh, my! What about the LGBT community? They’ll all have to move? Where to?


32 posted on 01/11/2018 12:51:56 PM PST by abclily
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To: Leaning Right

I’ve watched that guy’s videos. He’s such a dweeb.


33 posted on 01/11/2018 12:53:14 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: rjsimmon

Trans-turtles in a half shell. Turtle power!


34 posted on 01/11/2018 1:04:00 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: Swordmaker

If they had awards for stupid recently made up words, transgendered would be in the top five.


35 posted on 01/11/2018 5:32:54 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Catmom
...of color.

Green, brown, and black, and some with tropical scenes painted on their shells. . .

36 posted on 01/11/2018 10:03:16 PM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you racist, bigot!)
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