Ah, yes, without the satire warning it could definitely seem real.... getting so tough to separate satire from reality these days!
In my lame defense, I know the satire requirements here on FB. I didn’t think my post was satire or I would have labeled it as such. IT WAS HUMOR.
https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/what-difference-between-satire-humour-442158
Perhaps I was wrong. Not a big deal, I thank the Moderator for adding the tag and getting a giggle.