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BREAKING: Matt Lauer & Garrison Keillor HIRED! [satire, but could be true]
Drango | 11/29/17 | Drango

Posted on 11/29/2017 12:47:10 PM PST by Drango

Bill Clinton has hired Matt Lauer & Garrison Keillor to work at the Clinton Foundation.

Anthony Weiner hired 4 months ago will be their newsupervisor


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fakebuttruetoform; fakenews; humor; inhumor; satire
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1 posted on 11/29/2017 12:47:10 PM PST by Drango
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To: Drango
Bill can't be that stupid...can he?
2 posted on 11/29/2017 12:49:06 PM PST by econjack
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To: Drango

No offense kid but I don’t think you even know how to boil water.


3 posted on 11/29/2017 12:49:37 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Drango

Guess Weiner will telecommute from home (prison).


4 posted on 11/29/2017 12:51:06 PM PST by upchuck ("Ex-obama" ... That phrase itself honors America. ~ h/t glennaro)
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To: Drango

Did Charlie Rose report this news?


5 posted on 11/29/2017 12:52:24 PM PST by gubamyster
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To: Drango

Anthoharvey Weinerstein


6 posted on 11/29/2017 12:53:03 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC ("Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt" - Pr. Herbert Hoover)
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To: Drango
Bill Clinton has hired Matt Lauer & Garrison Keillor to work at the Clinton Foundation. Anthony Weiner hired 4 months ago will be their newsupervisor

No chance...

7 posted on 11/29/2017 12:54:43 PM PST by GOPJ (https://www.reddit.com/r/StumpSheet/comments/6ec3z1/fake_hate_crimes_official/)
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To: Telepathic Intruder; Drango
No offense kid but I don’t think you even know how to boil water.

A crusty old-timer trying to stir up a little humor lol!

8 posted on 11/29/2017 12:57:51 PM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: Drango

I say, I say....that’s a joke son! (In your best foghorn leghorn voice!)


9 posted on 11/29/2017 12:59:02 PM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: Drango

Source? Link to source? Any info that would verify the content of this vanity post? Otherwise it is useless.


10 posted on 11/29/2017 12:59:08 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Ban pre-shredded cheese now! Make America Grate Again.)
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To: Drango

Just get Harvey Swinestein in there and you will have an unstoppable juggernaut!!


11 posted on 11/29/2017 12:59:27 PM PST by Enchante (Bill, Anthony, Harvey .... how does lesbo Hillary manage to surround herself with male predators???)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

you can’t be serious....


12 posted on 11/29/2017 1:00:34 PM PST by Enchante (Bill, Anthony, Harvey .... how does lesbo Hillary manage to surround herself with male predators???)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

It’s posted in the HUMOR section. (Thanks for playing)


13 posted on 11/29/2017 1:01:23 PM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Drango

Yeah...just saw that. But in my defense, the “satire” part of the title was not there when I posted.


14 posted on 11/29/2017 1:03:50 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Ban pre-shredded cheese now! Make America Grate Again.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

So it had the ring of truth?


15 posted on 11/29/2017 1:05:32 PM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Drango

Papa Bush (the other groper in chief) may want a piece of the action too.


16 posted on 11/29/2017 1:05:43 PM PST by Sidebar Moderator
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To: Enchante
you can’t be serious....

At the time I was. The original title read:
BREAKING: Matt Lauer & Garrison Keillor HIRED!

The...[satire, but could be true]...was added 12 minutes after the original posting.

17 posted on 11/29/2017 1:06:02 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Ban pre-shredded cheese now! Make America Grate Again.)
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To: Drango
So it had the ring of truth?

Hey...sucked me right in. But, 'round these parts, I'm quite quick on the trigger.    =;^)

18 posted on 11/29/2017 1:07:35 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Ban pre-shredded cheese now! Make America Grate Again.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Ah, yes, without the satire warning it could definitely seem real.... getting so tough to separate satire from reality these days!


19 posted on 11/29/2017 1:40:08 PM PST by Enchante (Bill, Anthony, Harvey .... how does lesbo Hillary manage to surround herself with male predators???)
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To: Enchante; Sidebar Moderator

In my lame defense, I know the satire requirements here on FB. I didn’t think my post was satire or I would have labeled it as such. IT WAS HUMOR.

https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/what-difference-between-satire-humour-442158

Perhaps I was wrong. Not a big deal, I thank the Moderator for adding the tag and getting a giggle.


20 posted on 11/29/2017 2:33:56 PM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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