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Suspect Robs Chicago Hot Dog Stand, Accidentally Shoots Self in Penis
Breitbart ^
| 11/3/2017
| AWR HAWKINS
Posted on 11/04/2017 6:46:37 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Osage Orange
The place is right off the Dan Ryan in Chicago.
Near UIC.
Almost always has customers.
That’s why they are selling hot dogs at 6 am.
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posted on
11/04/2017 10:32:14 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Pilgrim's Progress
Uh, I don’t think that is ketchup there on your weiner . . .That's what you call ....
...wait for it...
...A Chicago SHOT dog
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posted on
11/04/2017 10:34:12 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Gives a new meaning to “Lay your weary head to rest”
43
posted on
11/04/2017 10:39:14 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Terrion my wayward son, you’ll be jailed when you are done, shot your pisser off as well, don’t you cry no more. Who knew that Kansas was so prescient?
44
posted on
11/04/2017 11:01:05 PM PDT
by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
To: Beave Meister
This irony is phallacious!
45
posted on
11/04/2017 11:11:49 PM PDT
by
Dragonspirit
(President Trump do not give CNN a debate in 2020)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
‘Terrion my wayward son, you’ll be jailed when you are done, shot your pisser off as well, don’t you cry no more.’
oh, that’s good, man....
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posted on
11/04/2017 11:17:31 PM PDT
by
bitt
(press takes him literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally)
To: Beave Meister
To: piasa
His nickname used to be “Dog”. Now it’s Bob.
To: vladimir998
Sounds like a “Game of Thrones” character. Like Loras Tyrell, minus the masculinity.
49
posted on
11/04/2017 11:50:01 PM PDT
by
ExGeeEye
(For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
To: Beave Meister
“small handgun”
He’s lucky he couldn’t afford a Desert Eagle.
50
posted on
11/05/2017 1:27:15 AM PDT
by
dsc
(Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
To: Beave Meister
Don’t worry, when he gets out of the joint (no pun intended) he will have a new one put on courtesy of the tax payers...
51
posted on
11/05/2017 1:57:37 AM PDT
by
Molon Labbie
(Destroying the vestiges of the First Civil War is ensuring the Second.)
To: Beave Meister
Terrion Pouncy didn’t pay for food, but he left a tip.
52
posted on
11/05/2017 1:31:04 AM PST
by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: vladimir998
Well, with a name like that. . . LOL!
What IS it with the way blacks name their kids these days?
It's almost like, Let me see how many people I can get to laugh at you when you utter your name - or when they utter your name.
Crazy!
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posted on
11/05/2017 2:29:00 AM PST
by
grobdriver
(Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
To: Beave Meister
“also shot in the thigh” I thought his penis would be meaty enough to stop the round....or have we been lied to?
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posted on
11/05/2017 2:29:00 AM PST
by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
To: Flick Lives
Terrain “no cocked” Pouncy
55
posted on
11/05/2017 3:22:32 AM PST
by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
To: grobdriver
Part of the act of being outraged when others won’t correctly pronounce their jibberish.
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posted on
11/05/2017 3:39:22 AM PST
by
Kudsman
( Anyone to the Right of Stalin is a Far Right Wing candidate to the Far Left Wing Media.)
To: DJ Taylor
Maxwell Street is a great place to buy a Rolex Submariner !!!
57
posted on
11/05/2017 3:54:26 AM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
To: Beave Meister
I would think that hurt like bejeebers! How did he manage to run off?
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posted on
11/05/2017 6:03:12 AM PST
by
KittyKares
(Drain the Swamp)
To: Flaming Conservative
I read this to my parents and my sister and we all died laughing.
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