[morphing libertarian]

Poison, almost the equivalent of putting OJ in your movie.

[spiderpig]

“equivalent of putting OJ in your movie.”

I must respectfully object, the OJ “Nordberg” character in the Naked Gun series was absolutely hilarious, from the name to ineptness of everything he did.

[Calvin Locke]

And that was before he was accused of a murder. Well, double murder.