There is a sandwich shop near me (one of the big chains) where the ham is made from turkey; ridiculous!
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what’ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don’t want ANY spam!
Man: Why can’t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT’S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don’t like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Gen_7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee seven and seven, the male and his female; and of the beasts that are not clean two, the male and his female:
How did Noah know?
don’t think halal comes close to Kosher foods.
Forcing the humans to eat food intended for the savages. Get used to it, Brits. Your leadership since Thatcher has not been on your side, and now it’s confirmed: your government is doing all it can to turn the UK m*slim.
Does the same hospital that only serves halal meat allow Muslim employees to violate hygiene rules as well? Ex: refuse to use alcohol-based hand sanitizers?
I always buy halal pork chops.
Halal not only sucks as food, it is obtained in the most cruel and barbaric fashion imaginable. Pure evil inflicting pain, fear, and suffering on helpless animals.
Google “halal slaughter” and you will be permanently sickened by the word `halal’. You will also understand why Muslims are regarded by most of us “infidels” as BLOODY SAVAGES!!
Just trying to beat the rush.
Yup,whenever I'm in Manhattan I'm pretty much tripping over those "halal" food carts.Although the food usually smells pretty good I avoid them like the plague.I eat mainly at the Five Guys near Penn Station and the bakery at Columbus Circle (can't recall the name).
I do have experience with "halal" food though.At the hotel I've stayed at in Dubai (nice but not luxurious...kinda like Holiday Inn Express) they have a great breakfast...buffet style.But the "sausage" is made out of turkey and the "bacon" is made out of beef.
Yuk!
Do people know how Halal meat is prepared? Where are the animal rights activists when you need them?
Try to find any lamb in the store in the US that isn’t halal. We have had to just stop eating it.
Halal is meat sacrificed to idols.