Posted on 09/14/2017 9:02:58 AM PDT by Rebelbase
[snip] A North Carolina-based wife and mother has home brewed a spray that she says can attract any Bigfoot within a mile and a half.
Sold at $7 per bottle, the “environmentally friendly” Bigfoot Juice also doubles as a bug spray, says creator Allie Megan Webb, who runs Happy Body Care out of Marion.
“How do you know it works?” asks Webb, laughing. “That’s a tough question. I guess I could ask how do you know it doesn’t work?”
There is anecdotal proof her spray does, in fact, attract a Bigfoot.
Field tests have been done, she says, and they include a recent outing by the research group Bigfoot 911, in which a Bigfoot sighting was reported. It happened the first week of August, in the woods of McDowell County. The report made national news.
(Excerpt) Read more at greensboro.com ...
The article cites Bigfoot being spotted in McDowell County which is located in the mountains E/NE of Asheville. Article about that here.
A few days after that sighting a freak furry guy confessed to running around in a raccoon suit: Man in suit believes he may have been mistaken as Bigfoot in NC
I attribute the hysteria to meth or moonshine or both.
Does it smell like beef jerky?......................
Or maybe mushrooms and higher THC in pot.
That’s supposed to be a racoon suit? It’s not even in the right colors. LOL!
With nearly everyone carrying a camera with them 24/7 I would have expected the number of bigfoot, alien, UFO and Nessie videos to skyrocket. Instead, only the number of videos of politicians and cops misbehaving, post disaster looting, teenagers acting stupidly and cats have increased. That tells me we have a lot of the second group and none of the first.
I have invented a spray which keeps Bigfoot away. And I can guarantee that it works. I use it regularly and I have never seen Bigfoot.
If they actually believe in such a creature they might not want to be spraying something that attracts them, sounds like pheromones and the few accounts I’ve seen that were violent and bloody involve speculation that it might have been territorial due to mating season. Given the comical name Bigfoot Juice though, she’s just looking to capitalize on the little local craze.
The last thing i’d want to do is arouse bigfoot during mating season.
But they reportedly have real purty harr.
Or the landings are over, and they’ve infiltrated.
The porn industry should jump right on this.
"Everybody sing; Smelly cat, smelly Cat!"
This spray attracts the moocher, the former worst lady? ??
Previously sold under the name: “Stoopid Attractant”.
I’ve seen pictures that seem to confirm bigfeet/wookies are attracted to a large plate of lobster...
Forget about big feet. If she had come up with a spray to attract those big “you know whats” she would have created a cash cow funded by American women worth billions of dollars which would decimate the internet personals websites, the singles bar trade, and the cosmetics industry all at once.
Just don’t dab it behind your ears.
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